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Scorching balloon Knot

One who is having sex doggy style, suddenly pulls out his penis, pours some sort of flammable liquid on it typically alcohol, lights it on fire and quickly shoves it in his or her's anal cavity. This is done with extreme cation and usually when the receiver has no idea what is going to happen.
Nick enjoyed the scorching balloon knot Jose gave him in Mexico.
by Team L J April 10, 2009
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The Richard Weiss Scoring System

The "Richard Weiss Scoring System" involves three categories that describe how brazen a man delivers retributive justice on his spouse, girlfriend, or baby mama when she pushes him too far. A maximum of ten points can be achieved in each category. The categories are Style/Audacity, Method of Execution, and Psychological impact.
Man 1: "Yo! did you see the news last night? Some dude killed his wife with a ball pein hammer, cut her body into pieces, and the set them on fire, before getting into a shootout with the cops!"

Man 2:"Damn! He must've been pissed! That's a perfect score on the Richard Weiss Scoring system!"
by Silky Ink Studios June 10, 2019
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Scrogging

to have fun with...groping, kissing, hugging, pawing, loving and or making a home run....
i was scrogging my mate in the back seat of my car...
by Sheryl Ann September 23, 2005
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The Star Wars scoring ladder

This scale shows how good each Star Wars movie is compared to the others. Please note I am using the best and worst movie as baselines, meaning the best movie will automaticly be scored as 10 and the worst will be scored as 1.

Rating Title
10 Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
9 Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
8 Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
7
6 Star Wars Epidode III: Revenge of the Sith
5
4
3
2 Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
1 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menance
Guy 1: Dude which Star Wars is the best?

Guy 2: I dont know, lets check the Star Wars scoring ladder.

Guy 2: It's the Empire Strikes Back.
by SMSchoirboy October 24, 2011
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Scringing

Music (although it may not sound like it!) resulting from the combination of singing and screaming at the same time.
"Sure, you can change the radio, sweetie, as long as you don't turn on anything involving SCRINGING...you know I just can't tolerate it!"
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Victoria Sponging

The action of sexual intercourse while encased in two or more large cushions
“Joy and I were Victoria Sponging on Friday night, and it was wonderful. Until I hit my head on the radiator and she fell out the bed.”
by angelas101 January 23, 2010
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scooning

The action of inserting ones finger into ones butt hole and in a slow but soothing motion circling the inside of the anus saying wuuuw wuuuuw wuuuuuuuw.

professionals like too use there entire arms thrusting up inside of there organs.

created and made famous Henry Bos of birch hill camp
Henry: hey have you herd of this new thing called scooning every body does it now-a-days.

Nick: o ya I scoon in the shower all the time.
by Scooning Master July 19, 2012
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