scorched earth party 

A political party, not unlike the Beer Party and very much unlike Republicans and Democrats. They wish to bludgeon to death all the idiots and French with lead pipes.

What's so wrong with that?

Happiness is finally getting the crotch-rot under control: The Scorched Earth Party

scorched earth party by T. J. October 30, 2003

Scorched Colon

Where you take any long metallic object and place it on something hot (or in boiling water) for an extended period of time, until it's at its peak temperature without melting. Then you take the hot metal object and ram into your ass as fast and hard as you can, effectively scorching the inside of your anus, and, if you play your cards right, your colon too!

I think this sword will do the trick for the scorched colon maneuver..."

Scorched Colon by PEANUSMAN April 7, 2011

scorched earth 

characterized by utilizing all methods of legal research, including but not limited to secondary sources, digests, headnotes, terms and connectors, etc.

It seems as if you've under-utilized some important legal research tools; remember, you need to use a scorched earth research strategy thereby covering all your bases.

scorched earth by Section L & M May 3, 2011

scorched porch 

smear your dick in icy hot and then proceed to fuck her up the ass.

she was walking funnny after the scorched porch?

scorched porch by the law September 4, 2006

scorched rail 

When you've had soo much sex your member looks like a bbq'd weenie

"Man, I had soo much tail this weekend my dick looks like a scorched rail"

scorched rail by Brent Hart April 5, 2007

Scorched Chester

Receiving oral sex while the giver has a mouthful of Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

The worst part of Scorched Chester is not the the orange crumbs all over my lap, but the 1st degree burns on my penis.

Scorched Chester by Special Que May 17, 2022

Scorched Earth 

When an intense rage overcomes a person to the point of losing ther mind and all self control, and go on a rampage of destruction of property or the person that wronged them.

I went Scorched Earth when the constant uncontrolled beeping from the device across the street that went on for days, compelled me to go insane, so I lost my head and went over there with a hammer and bashed it to bits.

Scorched Earth by Slow-wit April 10, 2023