Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...

Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"

Urinal Poop Swoop by GrandPoop September 17, 2010

poop snoop 

The act of Facebook stalking while taking a dump.

Yo, did you know that Maranda Jane got arrested last night? I saw it on Facebook while I was poop snooping this morning.

poop snoop by killaca April 14, 2014

Poop Stoop 

The crouching position one takes when in the front of a group photo in an attempt to make sure the people behind him/her are visible. In reality, the person striking this pose appears to be pooping in the photo

That's Joe in the poop stoop up front

Poop Stoop by Toe fan November 17, 2014

Poop Swoop 

When a buddy named Mason, swipes an iowa students poop as it dangles out of the poop chute. It is a rather risky task.

Dude that fratbrochill just pulled off the poop swoop, what a brave man!!!

Poop Swoop by Kasbrochilligans June 1, 2012

Scoot'in poop'in 

When a dog's ( and sometimes people's) buttocks itch, they scoot on the floor to relieve the itch. On occasion this can be done at the same time as pooping, thus the name.

Yo! why does my dog keep on scoot'in poop'in

Scoot'in poop'in by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Shoop de poop 

To expel waste in an utterly adorable fashion.

You were in the bathroom for a while!" "Yeah, I had to shoop de poop!"

Shoop de poop by The man of many hats. August 25, 2010

poop scoot 

N: when people like kyle wipe the leftover remnants from betwinxt their buttox from back to front (rump to bump).

kyle: you guys don't wipe back to front?
everyone: no kyle, we're not poop scooters.

poop scoot by t-biz and biddy blakk March 5, 2009