scotchopotamus

Someone who is committed to drink scotch exclusively throughout the night.

Hey man, you want a beer? Nah, I'm good. I'm scotchopotamus tonight.

by sacko14 January 17, 2010

Soncho

A cute name for a pet- normally very shy at first, but opens up to you after awhile.

My cat, Soncho scratched me when I tried to pet it, so I will try not to be so aggressive next time.

by Danielle! July 7, 2018

sconch

A term used to describe some pornagraphic material featuring a naked woman, and acts of a sexual nature featuring the woman.

"Hey mate, have you got any sconch i can look at?"

by K4rlos July 7, 2006

Sconched

The moment of realization an individual experiences when a person, object, or idea has became tainted or corrupt.

The fucking mainstream media is completely sconched with left wing idealism’s.

Damn bitch! You ol’ schonch ass.

by SconchAss October 19, 2020

Sponcho

It is a kind of guy that is just about flawless. A guy that is unbelievably sweet, who will go to extreme lengths to make a girl feel loved. A guy that is crazily cute, so cute he can melt your heart with one smile. With eyes, that make your stomach jump when you look at them. A sponcho is a guy that is naturally good at everything. (Which can be very annoying at times). He is also a person who stutters quite frequently, and drags their feet when they walk. Also, a guy who is not always the smoothest... He has smooth moments, but un-smooth moments too. Which is cute in his own way. A guy who is indescribable, original, loving, and all around pretty amazing. If you find a sponcho... make sure to never let him go.

little girl- When i grow up i'm going to be a princess!
mom- Are you going to marry a prince charming?
little girl- forget that! i want to marry a sponcho!

by Skitter lover June 5, 2011

SCONCHY

Maybe used as slang for different situation.

Man, that girls sconchy.

by Iflysm June 21, 2019

Sconched

When you're so extremely blazed from smoking weed that even the word 'scorched' gets toasted and comes out differently. Resulting in a much superior and expressive term.

Dude 1: 'Man, I'm so sconched right now.'
Dude 2: 'You mean scorched?'
Dude 1: 'Exactly.'"

by Tom Danks October 5, 2023