Schwasted

The act of being both schwifty and wasted.

“We are about to get so schwasted at the party tonight!”

by Jefferson Ironflex April 21, 2018

Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!

-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky

by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009

schwasted on life

The act of acting completely drunk and hyper (or being mistaken for a drunk) when completely sober. Truly defined when running down random halls on a weeknight or doing cartwheels down the sidewalk and having "drunk girls" hooted at you.

"Wow, it's a Wednesday night and we are schwasted on life"

by Sam Greenberg November 10, 2007

Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

feng schwasted

a surrounding harmonious atmosphere encouraging a state of intoxication

The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted.

by aliceflame July 29, 2011

feng schwasted

When a surrounding harmonious atmosphere is encouraging of a state of intoxication

"The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted."

by Michael Donnelly November 26, 2007

schalted

To drop someone in the shit by taking holiday at the end of a big project.

"To schalt someone" "you got schalted"

by Jetstar June 27, 2014