"The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted."
by Michael Donnelly November 26, 2007

by d.1-72 March 26, 2012

beyond wasted or fubar-fucked up beyond all recoginition.
another way to say your lit or blasted or bombed.
another way to say your lit or blasted or bombed.
by Razorsunrize aka Pat the Rat September 13, 2010

by Annie Puthhar December 17, 2014

by Jefferson Ironflex April 21, 2018

1. Yo dude, I got so schwasted last night!
2. Yo dude, I cant wait to get Schwasted and Schwispy tonight!
- simultaneously with Schwipsy
2. Yo dude, I cant wait to get Schwasted and Schwispy tonight!
- simultaneously with Schwipsy
by DubbinMau5 September 9, 2010
