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schmoozing

The pointless evening pursuit of kissing important butts to better ones employment prospects.

Networking, not for the purpose of work, but for the purpose of being seen by people you think are more important than yourself (but who are in fact schmoozing themselves through fear of being dropped by some important clique).
"Instead of having an orgy and enjoying it, you must come to the boring project dinner and do some schmoozing with Mr X and Mr Y as it's important they know who you are"
by Dr R Swank January 27, 2009
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schloking

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!
After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!
by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017
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Taylor Schilling

she's the most adorable and beautiful actress I've ever seen omfg
Taylor Schilling is so good as an actress
by bitch idk August 16, 2018
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schulzing

A form of entertainment where the more experienced drinker takes a novice out to get them shitty drunk by buying them every drink the bartender can imagine. Commonly followed by calling the novice very early the next day to "see how their doin'" and deternmine if they were successfully schulzed.
We're taking the new girl in accounting out for a schulzing tonight, wanna go?
by brad the imprinter June 9, 2005
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der weiner schlinger

An over-the-shoulder devise used by an oversized man that shoots Fairbury hotdogs to distracted Husker fans at Nebraska sporting events.
by andersonland.org June 30, 2004
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Sholzing

Sholzing- a persistent attempt of an individual characterized by making an effort to seem ‘cool’ and ‘experienced’ in a group of people by inventing events and facts that never take, will take, or took place. Sholzing is found to be successful at an early stage because in most cases sholzing is detected by a group of individuals, at whom sholzing is exercised, relatively fast, simply because of sholzers becoming addicted and therefore using sholzing excessively making it easier for others to detect, provided the sholzer succeeded in his/her first attempts.
-hey just had a nice time with that blond chick from yesterday night!

-really? stop sholzing man she left me me
by pg01 February 17, 2013
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Nicole Scherzinger

The most beautiful, cutest, sweetest, hottest, loving, underrated, most talented human in the whole entire universe! Nicole Scherzinger is the definition of perfect :)
I love Nicole Scherzinger so much <3
by _nicolescherzyfan June 17, 2021
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