Smurking

A combination of smuggle and lurking. To smuggle information while lurking.

How did he know that? i dont know, he must have smurked it of Facebook. Dude that kid needs to stop smurking

by biglurktm December 9, 2009

schmacking

when you normally don't hit an object hard and you get extremely mad so you hit harder.

I normally don't hit the ball far, but when I think or see someone I hate before I'm up to bat I be schmacking that ball.

by sammi.(; July 3, 2010

Schmuckling

The act of cupping your balls while masturbating.

My balls are quite sore from schmuckling lastnight.

by Aloggie September 25, 2011

Schmusing

Listening to music while taking a dump. Regarded as the most pleasurable activity one can do.

An instant excuse to get out of anything. Noone can argue against Schmusing!

N: Hey sorry I'm late, i was schmusing
S: Oh no way! I envy your existence
H: I wish i could be schmusing right now

by simneh August 5, 2012

Shurking

The sexual process where one homosexual male anally intrudes an even more homosexual male. The term is sometimes used to express extreme euphoria at a homosexual act.

"I was shurking my friend last night, who moaned with pleasure as the night proceeded."

Shurking isn't an experience, it's a lifestyle.

by TheSlayerOfSheep August 24, 2009

Shurking

The act of being more god like than another

Shurking is a way of life not for the mentally challenged some do it all day

That man is shurking!
Oh yes he is

by Smurfin June 15, 2011

Schmucking around

goofing off, wasting time

Stop schmucking around! There's work to do!

by N Wilgus October 17, 2008