Schmitty McTitties

referring to someone with REALLY big nipples

John: Hey you see those silver dollars
Urkle: I'd say more like pancakes
John: Yah man he had some Schmitty McTitties

by nigalert February 21, 2014

lucky schmitty

The middle position in a three-way encounter.

Jim shouted “Lucky Schmitty” and just like the rules for ‘shotgun’ Steve and Larry knew Jim would get the middle.

by Lavis89 June 13, 2024