John: Hey you see those silver dollars
Urkle: I'd say more like pancakes
John: Yah man he had some Schmitty McTitties
Urkle: I'd say more like pancakes
John: Yah man he had some Schmitty McTitties
by nigalert February 21, 2014
Get the Schmitty McTitties mug.To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.
Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?
Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.
Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing
Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.
Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing
by SwaggyBopBop March 9, 2021
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