packing schmeat

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019

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Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

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my homie's schmeat

when your homie kisses you goodnight and you succ his schmeat as an act of kindness

Yo, lemme succ your schmeat
ayt first lemme kiss you good night
I succed my homie's schmeat las night

by My homie's schmeat February 12, 2018

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flapper schmeat

Flapper schmeat is the outer lips of a vagina that are so unbelievably used that they jiggle when she walks, commonly smells like the heat coming from the back of a ps4.

And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.

If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.

Girl 1: Ugh i can’t believe ayden cheated on me
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!

by dumibunni October 5, 2020

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