Schmeat

Verb. The act of rapidly expelling fecal matter from the anus caused by a condition affecting the colon. Characterized by stomach cramping and an excessive need to spend 40 hours in the bathroom.

He’s schmeatin his brains out in there!

by Jamelon June 08, 2022

schmeat

retard who can't take a joke

"John is being a real schmeat today

by thugshaker42011 August 16, 2022

schmeat

A fine respectable chap with 4 kids and is 36 years old, also admin of the Juicybignation discord

Awl hell nawl is that schmeat ??? no way he 36 with for kids and a discord admin :nice:

by javikiaisSObig September 08, 2021

Schmeat

A derogatory way of describing the Male Penis

That dude's schmeat was sweaty af. I'm happy I didn't go any further

by Dirtworks September 22, 2020

Schmeated

When you dick someone down so good, they die!

We absolutely schmeated those fools!

by Tonsafun79 September 13, 2021

Schmeat n' great

The act of docking and then flexing your penis' to mimic shaking hands

Matt and Andy met up and had a schmeat n' great, better than a hand shake for sure

by Pumpkin spice clitoris March 27, 2023