Schmatzen 

German for smacking. May be used as a term of endearment to indicate one is fantastically awesome.

I love you Schmatzen.

Schmatzen by Soarele November 3, 2010

Schattenwesen 

shaht-ten-ves-en

A fake German loan word (cuz it was coined by an English-speaking American) that means a Shadow Person. It's a combo. of the German words Schatten (shadow) and Wesen (being). It was created to fit the pattern of names for spirits being German loan words.

I nearly shit my pants when I thought I saw a schattenwesen out the window, but it was just my brother.

Schattenwesen by Talmidel July 4, 2008

Schmate Man VICK 

An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.

Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.

Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.

Schmate Man VICK by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot23 January 23, 2011

Schmasterbation 

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

Schmasterbation by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

Schminternet 

The original name for the internet made by the creator and was found to be hard to spell so it was named the internet.

Hey can you look up Mr. Moore and Betty Lou on the schminternet.

Schminternet by localnatives September 17, 2018

Schmanging 

Alternate term for having sex with a girl.

Dude what were you and Emma doing last night?

We were schmanging

Schmanging by jfjfj December 12, 2012

schdatenfreude 

(noun) The happiness derived from hearing about other peoples dating misfortune.

Usually associated with excessive online dating.

"The joy I felt in hearing about Andrea’s eight comically bad match.com dates last week was more than partially schdatenfreude."

schdatenfreude by playtiming October 2, 2007