schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011

schmadorado

A place you go when you get high as the clouds, the air there is all marijuana smoke and the more you breath the higher you get. The only way to leave is eat food, listen to good music and chill.

Person 1: Bro, I went to schmadorado last night.
Person 2: Lit, you want to go again this weekend?
Person 3: Hell yeah.

by TheSaiyanWithin November 6, 2017

Schmaste

When you snort a substance and you smell it but taste it at the same time.

Yo did you schmaste that coke. It was fire.

by Chaselikethebank April 23, 2021

schmaddlebags

A very nice ass

Damn look at the schmaddlebags on that guy!

by Tamparama69 February 9, 2022

schmaded

totally and completely faded.

Damn, that chick was so schmaded she was about to slob my knob.

by qdizzle June 17, 2003

Schmadrick

A stupid person, usually one who you would love to beat the shit out of, but you just don't feel that he or she is owrth it.

"This kid pisses me off, He is a real Schmadrick. I want to beat the crap out of him, but he's not worth my time."

by T-One August 3, 2007

schmeds

Large highly visible splotches of underarm perspiration.

Larry's otherwise brilliant presentation was marred by the sight of his humongous schmeds.

by marekate February 24, 2008