Schlorpadrop

Pooping and cumming into a drink and having one's mother take a drink.

Yo homes joey's mother Schlorpadroped me last night. I bet her tum tum don't feel so well after that.

by Azorbi July 16, 2019

schleppage

Noun form of "to schlep." Useful to describe bulky, heavy items or loads that would take forever and also just really suck to have to move by hand. Can also refer more generally to the act of schlepping itself.

We needed 30 yards of crushed rock on the job site and thank god Dylan moved most of it with the skid steer because that's way too much schleppage.

We put some rocks in chapman' backpack right before the 9 mile hike to the trailhead. We thought he might appreciate the bonus schleppage.

by Toaster704$73R June 3, 2023

A Schloppy One

When your butthole explodes and shit ends up all around the toilet bowl somehow

Dont go in there man...I just took a schloppy one.

by Donald Trumps Hair October 6, 2015

Block Schlopper

The term used to describe a brick layer who is immensely skilled at their job.

"The construction team is mighty lucky to have that block schlopper working for them."

by toxic_shr00m May 2, 2022

schloppen plum

The bulbous nose commonly found on european men with exceptionally bad mullets…
They must have the mullet - otherwise they are just schloppengangers

"Yo Chris, checkout the dude with the retro haircut in the David Hasselhoff chaps, what a nasal masterpiece…I shall call him Schloppen plum"

by Disco Noel August 21, 2006

Schloppy

A messy but hot blow job that requires a lot of spit.

Omg I gave mark such good Schloppy tonight!!!

by sotrue101 December 18, 2017

schlopper

a dried up piece of gum

I hate it when I get schlopper on the bottom of my shoe. I don't like it when I find schlopper on the bottom of the tables at the diner.

by Diana Carol June 5, 2009