schlunked

to be blunked.

Sylv schlunked Cam with a salmon.

by Baconboy69 May 20, 2022

Schlanket

A very cool blanket with JSchaltt's face printed on it

Can we ban whoever the fuck just said schlanket?

by PixelGlitch October 11, 2022

schloaked

when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water

oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!!

by k8ster April 3, 2009

schlocky

Of inferior quality or junky.

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

Schlonk

Another swedish word for penis :)

"Ohhh Look there, a sketa."
-"no"
"It's a twisted and rickrolled schlonk"

by Barre Jarre September 21, 2012

schlonebacker

A mythical creature, very dangerous in both violent and sexual ways.
(It's name derived from its giant sexual organ the schlone.)
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does not like you, it will rip you to pieces and feast upon your genitals and private parts.
If you get too close to a slonebacker that does like you, unless you have informed it of not being sexually active with slonebackers it will,
In a man's case: stick its schlone in your ass amd rip with such force not many survive.
In a woman's case it will mount her backside only, and shove its schlone in the most general areas much like a human would do.

I read once about a schlonebacker in a fairy tale, the hero was the last warrior that had not been anally torn by the schlonebacker and was able to defeat him.
He made a war trophy from the Schlone of the schlonebacker

by Acey December 3, 2005

schlonged

to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone

i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face

by Mat100 January 12, 2009