The Schlagpole 

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.

"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."

The Schlagpole by cpoc December 5, 2003

schloop 

The act of placing a uncircumcised penis over the shaft of a regular penis and jacking of the two together with the foreskin on the uncircumcised penis. Also referred to as "docking"

Hey dude, do you know of any Mexican buddies that we can schloop with?

schloop by Schlooper October 22, 2010

schloopeh 

If your name can not have kinz on the end of it.
If you can't have kinz, you can have cake.

Laurenkinz sounds awkward, so she's Laurencake; therefore Lauren is a schloopeh name.

schloopeh by Amykinz November 6, 2007

schloop 

(n.) To hella creep on someone. It can also be used any way, as long as it has a negative connotation. It really is the perfect word, not only does it sound cool, but it sounds creepy which makes it perfect to use! It also rolls off the tongue easily.

Alternatives:
(v) Schloopin
(n) Schlooper

That guy hella schlooped on me, he won't leave me alone.
Wow, what a schloop!
I was sitting there, then he schlooped up my chair when I left.
He is such a schloop.

schloop by owlee22 April 4, 2013

schloop 

A circular, curvaceous blob. Can also be used as a verb: schlooping.

Origin: Jewish painter

I like the shape the of those schloops.

The texture is schlooping.

schloop by TheOnlyJuan November 13, 2013

Schloopy 

A half erected penis, so that it's hard but has a slight bend or curve to it. Also can be used as an insult to Asians.

Example 1: That girl wasn't too hot, so i got a schloopy.
Example 2:
Dude: Holy shit you're such a fucking schloopy
Asian: WAA!

Schloopy by yanoboner July 7, 2010

schlanooze 

Intoxicated nap taking

I drank Jamisons and began to schlanooze

schlanooze by Buckaroo Moose May 15, 2018