schnockled

The act of getting hammered out of your gord. Also, in latin, to ramrod a poor, hapless, 19 year old female with no right to be at the bar.

Dude, I was totally schnockled last night so much that I don't remember the girl that I schnockled on my couch!

by djnewtdog June 9, 2009

Schlacker

A girl at my school with the last name schlack sucked an upper classmans wang and was given the nickname schlackemoff.
Schlacker refers to one who sucks wang.
It can be used as an insult to anyone who swings on someone elses nuts.

OMG OMG, kristina sucked dereks wang.
What a schlacker...

Kohl totally pissed me off today by being at school.
What a fucking schlacker.

by GH REP July 18, 2004

schwackle salad

Any combination of various drugs used in one sitting that can be considered "uppers", ie. cocaine, meth, speed, exstacy, etc.

We had a veritable schwackle salad of drugs at our disposal last night.

by Dr. Gackerstein November 16, 2004

Schnacklet

Any kind of food which one eats when one is feeling the beginnings of hunger. often on the smaller end of the size scale, but what it lacks in quantity, it makes up for in quantity. usually leaves the consumer feeling peacefully full after ingestion. however, if one is "starving" one shcnacklet will not be enough to satisfy them. a combination of several schnacklets is required. when you eat a schnacklet, you are considered to be having a schnack.

#1: I'm hungry!
#2: why don't you go get yourself a schnacklet?

#3: shall I get you anything to eat?
#4: no thanks, I picked up a schnacklet on the way home.

by CheezusRiced06 January 23, 2011

Schtacked

To be at a level of intoxication, past most human standards, where blacking out seems imminent and unavoidable.

Mark: Boys, I drank a 40 of Whiskey with George! I had two pitchers of beer and that weed cookie is starting to kick in! I'm fuckin' Schtacked!

by Sweet-Teets101 May 21, 2011

Shackled to the Sauce

Approximately four chicken wings deep, when the level of buffalo sauce on your fingers reaches a point where you can no longer touch any other object in sight (beer glass, cell phone, etc.) without smearing sauce all over it

The waitress didn’t bring any wet naps, I’m not touching these wings until I know I won’t end up shackled to the sauce forever

by Douche Nuke May 10, 2018

Schmickled

Getting drunk, hammered, wasted, plastered, shitfaced, intoxicated, lit, tipsy and boozed up.

"Bruh last night I got so schmickled I threw up on myself."

by JohnJayDoe December 19, 2019