Homeless schnoodle

The act of schnoodling with a homeless person while using a toilet paper tube and baked beans.

While at the Jersey shore I witnessed two men doing the homeless schnoodle, the sound was like pulling a duck from the mud.

by Bigtoasty66 July 29, 2021

schnoodle

Schnoodle, or Schnoodling is what you call it when one guy with a circumcised penis has a man with a un-circumcised penis retract his foreskin over both their penises for sick pleasure.

"That sick faggot Shem got caught schnoodling again, I reckon he will get done this time."

"Me & John are very close, we even schnoodle once and awhile."

by TylerLu April 13, 2008

schnoodle

a pimp ass dog that claims any hood any of you mother fuckers say is yours and will bust a cap in your ass for talkin shit

guy one: Dude is that a Schnoodle?
guy two: Yeah Fuck me!!!

by dopeman69 October 19, 2011

herrow schmood

hello smoothie

a guy walks into a bar and says 'herrow schmood' to a girl and they start chatting

by :) 1234 October 29, 2009

Poo schnoodle

This is when a man strectches his fore skin so that another man can insert a small bit of poo into the recently created cavity.

Mike "James, I've done a very small poo!! Come see!!"

James "Crikey! That looks like the perfect size to insert into my stretched foreskin. Hey, lets Poo Schnoodle"

by Andy Wallwork April 3, 2008

Schroodle

1. An infected rectum.
2. An over-sized sphincter.
3. An asphyxiation of the taint.

Don't put it in my schroodle.
Get that out of my schroodle!
My schroodle's on fire!
Ouch, that's my schroodle.

by schroodlenoodle August 17, 2010

schnoodle

a soft, womanly hound that sleeps a lot and can't handle pills and pot

Damn you schnoodle you better wake up and have another pill!

by xxccvvbbss January 15, 2009