bar scan

barscan. its new word for a Cougar stalking the meatmarket, Only, to check-out hot young guys.

checkin the top. checkin the middle. and checkin the bottom. "Bar Scan"

by aeaeae September 18, 2009

afri-scan

looking around for black people before you say something racist about them

"dude perform an afri-scan before you say that"

"shit, bogey at 12 o clock"

by bogey at 6 November 18, 2007

shuric scan

used to be a good music/remix but as soon as someone leaked the .veg it got ruined by 5 year olds with their trial versions of Vegas Pro and using klasky csupo samples with a billion effects slapped on to it

random 5 year old kid: hEy mOm I make shuric scan klasky csupo!1!1!

mom: you're adopted

by tempuser2 December 17, 2021

CT Scan

when leaving your apartment...friends should scan each other for camel toe

Hey Tonya... you know you can't leave the apartment without the CT Scan girl.....Gots to make sure that camel is in check.

by Mneufeld May 1, 2008

shuric scan

some idiot shared a .veg link and now 5 year old kids names “shuric scan master klasky cspou” use their pirated version of vegas pro 16 to make these trashy hells that shouldnt exist on youtube

john : hey wanna see my shuric scan veg
jessica : shut up were breaking up kid

by among us in real life sus sus September 8, 2020

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

Scan Monkey

Any lowly employee in a retail big box store. Commonly seen wearing colored polo shirts with name tags and khaki pants, carrying some sort of portable barcode scanning apparatus, such as a scan gun. Usual habitats include, but are not limited to: Walmart, Target, Best Buy, Old Navy, Shoe Carnival, and at one time, Blockbuster Video. The Scan Monkey is well-known for its constant screeches of sarcasm and passive-aggressive tendencies, particularly towards figures of authority and their customers.

Approach one at your own risk, preferably while baring gifts of candy... or caffeine.

Jimmy: Let's see, I'm 30 now and I've worked at Walmart, Blockbuster, Hot Topic, Krogers, Best Buy, Sears, and now I'm doing a nickel as an Assistant Guest Services Specialist over at Rent-A-Center.

Kevin: So in other words, you've been nothing but a professional Scan Monkey your whole adult life?? *snort*

Jimmy: Eat my arse, BUTT MUNCH!!

by jimmydevious January 27, 2013