Homemade Russian salad

When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.

Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”

Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”

Dudes: “Ahh fair man”

by J-man The oneliner January 16, 2022

Sclad

A crafty kid who you can usually find laughing at a concert or sporting a patriotic sweater while talking too much.

Person 1 "Eric is a total sclad."
Person 2 "I know. Did you see that sweater he was wearing today?"

by Xanadu2 September 7, 2011

Scabadoo

An actress that is much older than the character that they are portraying. In films often resulting in movements by the actress that would be believable by a younger woman, but the older actress cannot successfully preform the actions drawing attention to the actress' deficiencies.

In Taken, the movie, Maggie Grace is playing Kim, after she is rescued she runs through the airport toward her mother. Here she has to run like a retarded newborn baby giraffe to try and convince the audience that she young enough to be playing a character she is far too old for. Therefore Maggie Grace is a Scabadoo.

by Scabadoos and don'ts October 6, 2010

Windy City Salad

The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.

Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.

by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009

True salad

True Salad: expressing ones agreement with a statement. used like "word" when you want to agree with what someone has said.

Bob: Yeah, that one math test was impossible.

Jimmy: True salad.

Matt: I don't get why the answer is 4?
Tim: Because its 2+2
Matt: Oh yeah... true salad

by harry ballzonja March 3, 2011

Muddy salad

Sticking marijuana in another’s asshole and eating it out in a gentle manner

“Just gave that kid a muddy salad in DeSoto”

by Srhsandshit December 9, 2018

Ross the Salad

To lick the sinus hole in pleasure while fingering the penis hole

Yes I think I’ll Ross the salad

by rossydear January 18, 2021