toot and scoot

The act of farting (typically an SBD) and then running away as fast as you can to dispel any belief that it was your fart.

Very common in public areas such as subways and stores, and at social gatherings.

After Alan emitted quite a pungent SBD, he quickly made his way to the other side of the room, pulling a classic toot and scoot, before anyone could realize what he'd done.

by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010

ScootinPutin

Trump’s nickname for his good buddy, Vlady, making big fun of the way he poisons people all over the world without even coming close to getting caught.

That rascal, ScootinPutin, he’s such a provocateur!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2018

Horse Jockey's Boot

1)Dilapidated, engorged membranous tissue forming the external covering or integument of a vagina.

2)Reflects a pliable pelt-like substance adhering to a womans loins.

1)Rumor had spread that Maria's horse jockey's boot was the largest external appendage in the Benton County Area on a female whore.

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the horse jockey's boot sleeps tonight...

by Toosh March 21, 2008

Commit Scooter Ankle

The worst and most painful way to die.

"Yo! Be careful not to commit scooter ankle on your scooter... They can be dangerous."

(Scooter ankle ptsd kicks in)

by The master of yeets April 1, 2019

Scooters brother

A brother of someone who is easy to ride

"ben is such a scooters brother."

by adam Fer. January 31, 2009

pink scooter

when a man has 2 or more penises and one scrotum containing 4 or more nuts.

in other countries, pink scooter are common deformity.

by XskrapX May 24, 2014

Scooter Crunch

1. A delectable line of ice cream novelties made by the Frecker's Ice Cream Company. Scooter Crunches, which come in primarily chocolate and strawberry, consist of a core of chocolate or strawberry ice cream. Then, there is a layer of vanilla ice cream. After another thin chocolate or strawberry layer, the outside of the treat is covered in "crunchies."

2. Application of the Scooter Crunch brand name to other similarly-crafted ice cream novelties, such as those made by Good Humor, Blue Bunny, Deconna,Greenie's, etc.

3. The manifestation of a universal and infinite higher power in the form of a corporeal embodiment in ice cream.

The other day, I ate a Scooter Crunch, and then I immediately saw the face of God.

by JebediahScooter November 7, 2006