Sarasota

Lifeless, overpriced beach town on the west Florida coast. Not very friendly, bad traffic, not much to do, terrible job market. Lots and lots and lots of old people. A dead-end feeling where the sense of futility and a vague depression are enhanced by constant sunshine and high humidity. Very nice beaches, though. A good place to relax for a few days if you like roasting in the sun. Don't move here.

Wow, that waitress just ripped us off, and we tipped her good, too. I've been Sarasota'd!!

by AddiesDad February 28, 2013

Sarasota Scullers

The best crew team on the water this side of the Mason-Dixon line.

Their women team is their claim to fame, while their men are known around the country for being downright awful.

Fan 1: Wow that Sarasota Scullers team sure is great!
Fan 2: Well, you're half right...

by Rick Fletcher April 13, 2010

sarasota pumpkin

the act of taking a male penis and carving a face into it to resemble a Halloween pumpkin. Some extremist have even carved the inside.

Sean tried to impress the ladies by whipping out his 4 inch dick with a sarasota pumpkin on it

by Ervin DaNIG June 29, 2008

Sarasota

god's waiting room for old people

sarasota is a town where all the old people live and die

by call me jubs January 16, 2008

Sarasota'd

When you go to a young peoples group and they act friendly and passive aggressive about you being in their presence. You have never met them, but they disliked you before that. So they talk gossip behind your back for no reason at all, then they ignore you. You really wanted to meet young people your age but they shut you down for being slightly different and more comfortable and friendly then them. So they gossip and spread lies and rumors and then blame you for being crazy and mean.

Ron: I went the young peoples group yesterday
Jess: the one that is full of bratty stuck up and clique turd brains?
Ron: yes. I was outgoing and optomistic but they shut me down anyways
Jess: damn dude, you got Sarasota'd

by TheSarasotaKid August 5, 2016

Sarasota

"In the Sarasota area, you can enjoy the breathtaking sunsets, educational museums, operas, ballets, plays, golf tournaments, and boat races. " States Sarasota.com.

Hahahahahahahahaaha.

Sarasota: noun

hell,shithole,nothing of perticular interest, mid-western city located in Florida.

I suppose that your opinion of this "wonderous city" mostly depends on your age.
If you are in your mid-fiftys, and have well over a hundred grand in your account, you will do fine.You'll probably enjoy your stay, conversate with the tourists, and laugh behind their backs when they go back to their cottages buried in snow.

I'm personally not too fond of it. I enjoy an occasional seasonal change, and the sun DOES get old. Who ever said it has some of the most beautiful women was mostlikely making crystal meth in their laundry room. The attractions are not that great, or even much to look at. "Saint Armands Circle" is completely full of shit. The "unique" shops aren't anything you have haven't seen before, and it is much too time consuming to even bother going.

"Tommy Bahahma" is all you'll find.

God I love Sarasota.

person #1:"Mike and myself went to Sarasota over spring break."

person #2:"Excuse me while I go hang myself."

by bad_actors__ April 21, 2006

sarasota square

a place where the bored pre teenagers go to scream when they see thier friends, and where teenagers go to leave and smoke. and where wierd people go to buy hollister

girl1-lets go to sarasota square, then have jhuey pick us up and go to skys for dat partay
gurl2-aight native,think that sk4nk will drop dome?
gurl-pr0bz

by iofeoiefj August 22, 2008