Two satsumas in a bag

An expression used to describe a particularly beautiful womans ass.
Usually, an ass that is not too big or small but with a certain mobility and lusciousness.

Australian #1: Hey Rog, did you see that chick's ass?
Australian #2: Sure did Paul, it was like two satsumas in a bag!

by Fast Freddie December 3, 2007

Satsuma

When a person missing their index finger inserts the remaining three fingers into a woman's klagg/anus and repeatedly pumps away until a yellowy/orange residue is deposited. This move is then finished off by yelling "SATSUMA" into the person's discoloured orifice.

Sally's boyfriend got his finger blown off in the war, but it's ok because they can still satsuma

by Swannyd December 1, 2010

Satyam

He tells that he is a good guy but in reality he is a very good gandu he should lay grass on bed and have sex with it.his sins will be gone if he fucks a female but he refuses and hunts for males who are tall,slim,wear chasma and play games in his fake man just caught them red handed

You are such a satyam go fuck some grass

by Darker hero April 30, 2022

Satsuma

(morons) use satsuma instead of orange... U can just tell they're an absolute (neek) if they call an orange a satsuma.

I mean why the hell does that exist

Hey my name's arthur and my friends and I were wondering if u just wanted to maybe share my satsuma 👉👈

Bro u idiot bruv why da fuq u calling that orange a satsuma u nerd

by Dummy dumster December 21, 2020

satsuma.the.baddie

A really cool account on tiktok, and is a leo and of course a baddie.

satsuma.the.baddie is my favourite baddie

by thatpogmcyt September 12, 2021

satyamay

They're funny and adorable but brutally honest. Knows their way around friendships and have a sense of integrity.

Charming and responsible, they'll get you out of trouble always!

Get you a Satyamay, already!

by Freedone November 22, 2021

Satyam

The man with truth and charm world will bow down for you whenever you want ,you follow humor and have a great heart and you are best romantic lover basically you are the dream king of heart and ruler of world

Its a definition of name "satyam"

by anonymous November 23, 2021