by John Doe 37391833910 October 5, 2019
Get the The 3 Sataneers mug.Quirky, successful, understated individuals who shy away from the stigma of driving a BMW or Mercedes. According to Top Gear, Saab Drivers are members of the ‘ intelligentsia’, including but not limited to architects, graphic designers, civil rights lawyers, and specialist doctors.
Saab Drivers usually identify with one or more of the following reasons for having purchased their vehicle:
- Integrity and Spirited Engineering
- Design with meaningful lines through the whole body and details which support the wholeness
- Understatement
- Trustworthiness
- Intelligent and nontraditional solutions to major and smaller problems
- The courage to think and act (in the developing of cars) for good and sensible reasons, instead of commercial “fanciness”/trendiness
- Fist Class in Safety
- High performance turbocharged engines
- Saab's iconic cult-like following
- Care about the environment combined with driving-pleasure
- Admiration for a small brand with a very innovative heritage
Saab Drivers usually identify with one or more of the following reasons for having purchased their vehicle:
- Integrity and Spirited Engineering
- Design with meaningful lines through the whole body and details which support the wholeness
- Understatement
- Trustworthiness
- Intelligent and nontraditional solutions to major and smaller problems
- The courage to think and act (in the developing of cars) for good and sensible reasons, instead of commercial “fanciness”/trendiness
- Fist Class in Safety
- High performance turbocharged engines
- Saab's iconic cult-like following
- Care about the environment combined with driving-pleasure
- Admiration for a small brand with a very innovative heritage
You’ll never hear anyone say ‘look at that lunatic in the Saab’ or 'That Saab Driver is such a hot headed prick'.
There’s a bit of a cult of Saab in the UK. Saab drivers wave to each other as they drive by.
While the yuppie masses scoot along in their 3-series BMWs and boring Lexuses, a Saab Driver flies by in a turbocharged rush.
Most Saab Drivers owned an Apple computer before it was trendy.
There’s a bit of a cult of Saab in the UK. Saab drivers wave to each other as they drive by.
While the yuppie masses scoot along in their 3-series BMWs and boring Lexuses, a Saab Driver flies by in a turbocharged rush.
Most Saab Drivers owned an Apple computer before it was trendy.
by saabhob February 11, 2013
Get the Saab Driver mug.A few minutes before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." ! said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." ! said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."
- Why does it cost so little to call Satan on the phone in the US?
- Because it's just a local call.
- Because it's just a local call.
by alvit May 17, 2009
Get the Satan mug.Latin-Hymn To Satan. Also the title of a song by the symphonic black metal band Emperor off their 1993 album, "In The Nightside Eclipse".
Nu-metal kid-whatcha listening to?
Metal kid-Inno A Satana by Emperor. It's true black metal. Hail Satan.
Nu-metal kid-d00d, Slipkn0t is the blackest of tr00 black metulz! You should check them out!
Metal kid-Yeahhhhhhh...I'll get around to that.
Metal kid-Inno A Satana by Emperor. It's true black metal. Hail Satan.
Nu-metal kid-d00d, Slipkn0t is the blackest of tr00 black metulz! You should check them out!
Metal kid-Yeahhhhhhh...I'll get around to that.
by DeathToJesus March 2, 2010
Get the Inno A Satana mug.by incipitsathanas March 19, 2008
Get the satan's foot mug.FRIKKIN SATANS INCARNATION IN THE FORM OF A CUCUMBER-HAIRED 6 YEAR OLD (aka Monaca Towa from the game "Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls")
Person 1: Who's your favorite Danganronpa character?
Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa
Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!
Person 2: hmm...I really like Monaca Towa
Person 1: Aw man really?! I freaking hate that cucumber satan!!
by Rantarouamami February 17, 2017
Get the cucumber satan mug.A doughnut-like sweet from Okinawa (Japan).
The word has become epic in the episode 21 of Azumanga Daioh. It's at about 13:25 in the vid, when Osaka starts sayin "Sata Andagi!" continuously. This Moment is considered to be ONE of the most epic moments of Azumanga Daioh, which is considered to be one of the most epic Manga/Anime known to men.
you see... it's pretty epic!
The word has become epic in the episode 21 of Azumanga Daioh. It's at about 13:25 in the vid, when Osaka starts sayin "Sata Andagi!" continuously. This Moment is considered to be ONE of the most epic moments of Azumanga Daioh, which is considered to be one of the most epic Manga/Anime known to men.
you see... it's pretty epic!
chiyo: Hey Tomo Chan!
tomo: What's that? A snack?
osaka: Sata Andagi! (epic moment)
tomo: Candy?
chiyo: Sorry, we didn't get you any.
osaka: Sata Andagi!
tomo: How much did it cost?
chiyo: It was 100 yen.
osaka: Sata Andagi!
you know the story....
tomo: What's that? A snack?
osaka: Sata Andagi! (epic moment)
tomo: Candy?
chiyo: Sorry, we didn't get you any.
osaka: Sata Andagi!
tomo: How much did it cost?
chiyo: It was 100 yen.
osaka: Sata Andagi!
you know the story....
by dontbreaththis June 10, 2009
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