Sloppy Salmon

An upward motion of the hand in between the legs of an unsuspecting party. The motion begins at the knees and moves upward 3-6 inches, as to not touch the party's genitalia - but so as to solicit a shock or surprise. The upward hand motion also includes, a side to side flapping as to emulate the motion of a salmon's tail in the water.

Brenda sloppy salmoned Mike to humiliate him and emasculate him at the party.

by El ChaCha January 17, 2012

Smoked Salmon

While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.

He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.

by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013

sally the salmon

a fucking salmon

also fucked a man who blew up a country then died then came back (yeah hes jesus or something) and has a furry son names fundy

"Hey Sally the Salmon!"
*fish noises*

by scientificRoadkill July 21, 2021

Sargon's law

Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.

SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'

Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'

SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'

Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'

by espook April 18, 2015

Saron

The person to go to for comfort. They will fully support you no matter what. Loving, caring and positive.

Saron is a field full of flowers.

by myrealismyrealname July 11, 2016

salmon pack

A 15-pack of Vancouver island's own Lucky Lager beer. Thus named for the conspicuous fisherman wielding a large salmon on the side of the 15-pack box. Phrase first originated in Duncan BC.

Just caught me a salmon pack from the liquor store, lets go fishin

by gearhead12 July 24, 2009

Burgeoning Salmon

When the lonely fisherman lays himself supine in the river amongst the migrating fishes and allows the grizzlies to paddle his canoe.

Whilst searching for the False Celery in the mountains, the pupil found Nirvana performing the Burgeoning Salmon for a group of Belgian tourists.

by boatbutter August 10, 2006