salamonca

A very excited and hyped up individual that always runs from the cops for no reason whatsoever. A Salamonca normally pertains to very skinny and short individuals with a strong addiction to meth and other drugs. A Salamonca is known for its ability to scale sides of buildings with ease like Gollum and screech at the moon from rooftops like a Devil. Few Salamoncas have ever been really caught as they have no problems with pain. The only way to catch a Salamonca is to become a Salamonca.

The Salamoncas' history was begun in Patterson Ca.

Catch that Salmonca!

Patterson Devil! Salamonca is gone again!!!

by PPS_TEX March 29, 2017

Sarahmony

A fancy celebratory shindig honoring someone named Sarah.

Famed fashion-designer S. J. Burton had quite a lavish wedding-Sarahmony when she got married to her husband David.

by QuacksO March 9, 2019

Salamonky

He who comes from salamonkeylandia island.

Have you seen our new neighbor their salamonky.

by Savagegosedeep September 9, 2019

Sacramone

A Jew that had survived the Holocaust, and is surprisingly still alive to this day. He is still very scrawny, and his number is still on his body. He is a strange looking being. He’s a rare sight to see, if you’re lucky enough to find him. If you see him, either call your local authorities. Or, feed the poor bastard.

Oh my god. Look at that scrawny little bitch! Do you think that’s him? Is that Sacramone?!

by JustifiedJudge September 2, 2020

Salamonilla

When you refuse to eat a raw egg.

“Crackhead Mo eat this raw egg. I’ll give you a thousand dollars”
“I’m not gonna eat that egg!! That’s salamonilla!!”

by CMB1 February 13, 2021

Sramona

A word used to represent someone who is the most cutest in the world.

Shit dude, I just can't get this boy to look at me..... I wish I was sramona.

by Devil Hacker November 23, 2021

Saragont

Being (of a person) stupid while being arogont about the dumb desions you make.

She is being so saradont.
His choices are saragont.

by w0rd$ December 22, 2022