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Sapiosexual 

Sapiosexual is a word invented on the internet and used and accepted by morons who want to sound intelligent themselves by saying they expect it from a partner.

It is not an orientation and can’t be unless you’d bang Stephen Hawking and Margaret Thatcher over Tom Hardy and Angelina Jolie. And yes, that would include prioritizing (your perception of) intelligence it OVER gender. It makes no sense and can’t.

If it simply meant “I get turned on by intelligence”, fine, but that’s not what it means and isn’t how it’s used.

Intelligence is a feature of attraction, but so are freckles, or shoulders, or big boobs. It’s not an orientation unless frecklesexual is too.

It’s the dumb person’s idea of what a smart person’s word is.
I tell people I’m sapiosexual because my vocabulary is shit but I’m pretentious with it anyway, since I have no self-awareness.
Sapiosexual by imyourmoderator January 1, 2020
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sapiosexual 

I am attracted to people who are my narrow idea of "smart" because mentally ill people scare me, I am sapiosexual.
sapiosexual by memes4lyf5ever April 4, 2015

sapiosexual 

I'm sapiosexual, so basically Sheldon Cooper gets me harder than a fucking stone.
sapiosexual by nakakcm January 9, 2015

Sapiosexual 

Sapiosexual refers to thinking as an opinion that intelligence is the most important or the sexiest thing in a relationship. Meaning; you might love 'nerds' or 'geeks.'
The geeky girl at school likes sapiosexual characteristics.

sapiosexual 

I have decided I'm sapiosexual, as I want to feel like a further special snowflake with not only my gender, but my sexuality.
sapiosexual by Honest Internet November 12, 2015

sapiosexual 

Someone who finds intelligence the most sexually attractive feature.
Aka, a fucking liar.
She calls herself a sapiosexual, but she's a fucking liar.
sapiosexual by not_a_fuckin_liar August 15, 2017

Sapiosexual  

The attraction to the same or oposite sex based on the attraction of wisdom.

Liking any person, with out being sexually discriminative, because of their wisdom, smarts, and your shared learnings.
I am Sapiosexual because I am attracted to Maya Angelou for her knowledge and wisdom.