turkey sandwich syndrome

The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.

"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."

by C-wak March 29, 2006

ice cream sandwich sex

sex that you have had in the past that you would totally trade for an ice cream sandwich now

"so sex with him was really that bad?"
"yah dude, it was ice cream sandwich sex"

by poprockzancrack May 18, 2013

sandwich sex

When 2 men simultaneously have sex with 1 women. One man does it from the front up the vagina, the other man performs anal sex.

On the of the most disgusting types of threesomes includes sandwich sex. The women is usually either raped or very very slutty.

by skyboy September 21, 2005

Sandwich Sauce

Congratulations. Mayonnaise

Subway Employee: any sauces
Jack: uh.. yeah could I get some sandwich sauce
Subway Employee:which one
Jack:*sighs*

by Anvxd September 27, 2019

Sandwich Syndrome

Sandwich Syndrome is when someone doesn't go through puberty until Sophomore year in highschool, or sometimes even later.

Named after the town of Sandwich, Illinois because everyone born and raised here has never gone through puberty even when they are in highschool.

Sandwich Syndrome is a terrible, yet hilarious disorder, and should be laughed at whenever you see a non-pubescent FAG

Guy 1: Hey, why is that 6th grader going to Chem 2?

Guy 2: That's not a 6th grader, that's our teacher!

Guy 1: Ooh, he must be from Sandwich

Guy 1 & 2 Laugh

Teacher: Detention, both of you! Sandwich Syndrome is a SERIOUS disorder

by Buh AMF April 3, 2009

sandwich-splaining

When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.

1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---

2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?

1: Yes, yes I am.

by Dr McG December 18, 2022

Sandwich Shower

When someone showers before and after an event, or in the morning and at nighttime everyday.

I always shower before and after work! It’s a sandwich shower!

by ChunkyHippo July 21, 2023