sandpaper vag

A women's affliction; the result of an extremely dry vagina. Often caused by wearing a tampon that is too absorbent for the menstrual flow, so that the vagina's natural lubricants are also absorbed. It causes the vaginal walls to feel rough like sandpaper, and makes removing the tampon very uncomfortable.

Girl 1: I just took out my tampon before it was ready and now I have a serious case of sandpaper vag.

Girl 2: I hate that.

by marigold_11 October 18, 2010

Mexican Sandpaper

The act of putting Vasaline all over your cock then dipping it in sand. Then you put your cock in the ass and analy pound her until she bleeds.

Me and Nick were in Tiajuana and he picked up a dirty whore and gave her some Mexican Sandpaper and she loved it.

by Noahkinseth February 3, 2009

smooth as sandpaper

A way to criticize someone for failing to do something easy because it is obviously rough for them.

Reggie: Watch me tie my shoes! Oh no! I forgot the bunny ears part!
Art: Wow! You are as smooth as sandpaper, Reggie! Now let's get back to 11th grade math.

by von groovy August 8, 2017

sandpaper sally

a woman who has an incredibly bad herpes outbreak, to the point that that her vagina feels like sandpaper

"Last night I scored, but she was a sandpaper sally!"

by jbirdington May 28, 2008

sandpaper mittens

the hands of a woman who is so bad at masturbating her man, that it feels like shes wearing sandpaper mittens

my jimmy is so raw this morning. I think that cow had sandpaper mittens

by sonic68 February 6, 2009

sandpaper pussy

a black girls pussy who doesn't shave because black hair is alot stiffer than white hair

Ricky got himself some of that snadpaper pussy last night.

by Mikeagod March 21, 2005

sandpaper baseball bat

A baseball bat wrapped in sandpaper used for anal torture; also "sandpaper baseball bat of doom"

by Pissed Off Paul October 9, 2003