Sandton Kids

Usually a group of kids born in 2006-2008 that go to Sandton City almost every weekend just to fight other kids, they can be seen wearing: Jordan 4's, Jordan 1's or Air Force 1's; Baggy Pants or Jeans; Trucker Caps; Shirts from Cotton on or H&M.
Sandton kids are also familiarised with blurry pics in which they normally caption "h4rd" on their Instagram posts. They can be heard speaking using register such as: "Luh" "Shoota" "twizzy" "cosy" "gang" "Brody" , "goons" "slatter" "hard" "Cold asf"

James: "Eyy man you heard that a group of Sandton kids were fighting yesterday by KFC?"

Bob: "Yeah bro I heard, apparently they set up fights on WhatsApp group chats and meet at Sandton just to fight and embarass themselves"

Roxy: "Ugh, typical Sandton Kids"

just satire :)

by SpunkyFunkyMonkey December 2, 2021

santonic

A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.

John: Man, I have been dating Mary for 5 years and I did not get any pussy yet.

Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.

by SantoshGeorge November 17, 2007

Santoni

A man among men. Most likely a U.S. Marine because other branches of service are for pussies. Someone that's an Afghanistan veteran, Harley Davidson loving, bad ass son of a bitch. So good looking that Ryan Gosling gets jealous of him and Leonardo DiCaprio takes fashion advice from him.

Look at that guy, he must be a Santoni

by Santoni720 June 6, 2014

Sandton boy

High school boys that go to Sandton to fight other gents over small things and are too scared to show their faces in pictures.

Usually think their music taste is goated when all they listen to is Playboi Carti and Yeat.

Always caught wearing oversized graphic tee's, baggy pants, caps, pearl necklaces and any typa jordan/airforce sneaker.

They aint shit either imo 🤷🏿 ♀️

just dont be a sandton boy 💯

by tiktok is cancer December 19, 2021

The Santoni Effect

When one pees themself due to an excessive amount of laughter caused by another. This effect is often induced by someone very close or friendly with you.

Oh god, I peed myself,hah! I need a change of pants, I'll get the car seat wet. The Santoni Effect has occurred... Oh lawl!

by Zeviand April 2, 2008

Sancaton

Pronounced; San-ka-ton

Bird of prey..
Using sancatons name either out of context or when help is necessary will call upon the fierce but helpful bird of prey to look over you and keep you safe.

Sancaton is everywhere..BELIEVE

by SancatonLoyal June 19, 2011

santonio miller

A light skin person with the name Santonio Miller is strong, cute always comes in cluch also known has a stoner but is also a Fuxkboy

That person getting my nerves I’m go Slam them like Santonio Miller

by Fuxkboycentral November 7, 2019