I drank a 12 pack of Samuel L. Jackson and nailed this fat bitch. After her boyfriend showed up with his crew, I kicked the shit out of them.
by Act As If June 10, 2004
Sexual move.
When you convince someone to go under the bed sheets with you due to the cold and then receive a blowjob.
Move invented by Quentin Tarantino in the movie "The hateful eight"
When you convince someone to go under the bed sheets with you due to the cold and then receive a blowjob.
Move invented by Quentin Tarantino in the movie "The hateful eight"
by smilingnoface January 11, 2016
1. Noun. One of the best American actors of all time. Often has roles as a bad ass, which is a role he plays better than anyone.
2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter.
3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell.
2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter.
3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell.
If you keep talking shit, motherfucker, I'm gonna Samuel L. Jackson your ass!
Person 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies?
Person 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies?
by BombACat July 18, 2010
Sam: Describe what he looks like!
Man: Hes black...Bald--
Sam: Does he look like a bitch?
Man: What?!
Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!
Man: NO!
Man: Hes black...Bald--
Sam: Does he look like a bitch?
Man: What?!
Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!
Man: NO!
by James Lowe December 18, 2004
1. The guy that put COOL back into BLACK , even though that is linguistically impossible - but , the Snakes on the Plane , the guy he shot in Pulp Fiction and Jango Fett from Star Wars and just about anything and everyone else knows - there is no impossible when it comes to Samuel L. Jackson.
2. The Black Lenin of Hollywood.
2. The Black Lenin of Hollywood.
Guy 1 : Man that guy is cool.
Guy 2 : Who is that guy?
Guy 1 : *Pulls out a revolver* Say that one more time.
Guy 2: Who is that guy though dude?
Guy 1 : *Shoots Guy 2, killing him in style of Samuel L. Jacksons' character in Pulp Fiction*
Guy 1 : *Looks at the corpse of his friend* Let that be a lesson to you.
'This IS a tasty burger'
'Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane'
'Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
Guy 2 : Who is that guy?
Guy 1 : *Pulls out a revolver* Say that one more time.
Guy 2: Who is that guy though dude?
Guy 1 : *Shoots Guy 2, killing him in style of Samuel L. Jacksons' character in Pulp Fiction*
Guy 1 : *Looks at the corpse of his friend* Let that be a lesson to you.
'This IS a tasty burger'
'Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane'
'Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
by sundarasundara August 02, 2009
by LordHeskeyBendtnerAkinfenwa September 23, 2015
The three foot smoking apparatus that people have, comes in may colors or varieties, often in green or blue. Master of filtration
What do you do when Samuel L. Jackson enters the room?
Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.
Hang up the phone and hit him as hard as you can and hope he fucks you up.
by stinger98249 June 17, 2008