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N.
A unit that measures the homosexuality of an object, person, piece of media, or situation.

This unit follows a logarithmic scale, thus a gayness factor of 6sw (samwells) is twice as gay as 5 samwell.
"Holy f*ck that definitely ranks at 4 samwells!"
samwell by ch4033 April 20, 2007

samuel lane 

albino man whore whomst prays on younger women, preferably year 8 or 9 girls.
samuel lane by Roblox King 69 February 27, 2019

Samuel Strecha 

Samuel Strecha (Salvatore Phoenix) is a personality from Central Europe often pretending to be a human being. His actions are abstract and so is his existence. Incomprehensible creature.
“Hi, are the Samuel Strecha??”
“Vymy slki daa podla mna.”
Wow.”
Samuel Strecha by ERIX_ March 24, 2021

Dweebo Samuel 

An awkward looking, physically inferior person. Often seen having an awkward stance and/or an anger inducing face. This is a play on words of the NFL Star Deebo Samuel.
" That kid Jason is such a Dweebo Samuel bro. "
Dweebo Samuel by user456712 March 23, 2022
Samuel is a wonderful, sweet, and handsome guy. He can be tough at times though. He's an amazing boyfriend and never lets you down. Once you fall in love with him you can never fall out of love with him. He's very charming and will always take care of you. He'll protect you, and make you feel loved.
Person 1: WOAHH IS THAT SAMUELLL!
Person 2: He's so coolll!
Samuel by OllieLoo October 17, 2020

Mickey S. Samsel 

A person who enjoys being with a man’s man. Telling people he owes money to that they are burnt. He hates woman but loves the seaman. He has a penis but only smaller. Loves giving it in the butt but prefers it in his own ass. He is a professional felcher. You ever want to go docking he is the man to call. He’s the Boy Scout who got extra badges not in the hand book.
My friends uncle told me he had a Mickey S. Samsel last night. Had to take a time out.
Mickey S. Samsel by Elusive cheese November 27, 2021