garage sale trail

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.

The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.

by knowman December 20, 2011

Salem Witch Trials

A bunch of bullshit trials back in 1692. A bunch of women and men were hanged because of a bunch of little girls trying to get attention. The evidence that was taken was the girls' word that other people's "specters" or spirits, that no one else could see had attacked them. Their religion made them dumbasses and caused them to judge unreasonably and murder innocent people with no evidence whatsoever.

The salem witch trials were a load of shit and caused many innocent people to die.

by sphincterboyyo October 29, 2009

salem oregon

A place of many wonders. It is full of various drugs and addictive things.

Salem Oregon has meth

by Godfool181 October 27, 2017

garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

Salesforce

a valuable technology that solves all your problems – including the problem where you fail to define a strategy or vision for using information about your clients (& interactions with them) while also failing to manage limited technical resources you have…and letting people at all levels of the company define how they’re going to define data in the system and policies for what to capture. And then ask your IT team to somehow create a comprehensive client view out of all this while not bothering the business leaders with silly questions.

It's in Salesforce.

by Lbbbb June 10, 2013

Salden

Salden is a fucking viking.
Salden is a boss.
Salden's nipples are harder than diamonds.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I ran into Salden the other day. He's pretty cool ain't he?
Guy 2: JSDGIOSNDGNSDNLREN
Guy 3: Johnmaddenjohnmadden
Guy 4: Aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou
Guy 1: OMFG GUIZE SHUDDAFUKUP IM TALKING ABOUT SALDEN

by Viking Nipples October 18, 2012

Saleha

Saleha is an amazing friend and a very cute person. They will always be here for you and when you need help. They will always be there. Saleha is a cute and attractive person who doesn’t like to be annoyed. Saleha is also a very lovely person to be around.

You/me: Saleha, you are so nice
Saleha: ‘laughs cutely’ right?

by Borak Ozcivit June 3, 2021