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salmonella

The outcome after fishing for salmon with nilla wafers.
Man 1:I don't feel right.
Man 2:why?
Man 1:I got the salmonella.
by Albal44 March 4, 2009
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Salmoned

An internet phenomena where a computer links two people over IM - and gives each user false

It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.
AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!
by kss4777 August 5, 2008
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salmonella chinstrap

Where the woman is on all fours nude and a pork tenderloin is placed within her anal cavity (plunger optional). After 45 minutes, the woman releases the pork tenderloin, like an easy-bake oven, which a male then places around his neck like a scarf. Then the male proceeds to eat the tenderloin, like a candy necklace.
Dude 1: Hey Dude, how was your weekend?

Dude 2: Dude! I got my wife a nice pork tenderloin and she gave me a Salmonella Chinstrap.
by J-hem May 24, 2019
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Salmonella

Salmonella : where you eat raw chicken your aunt Margret cooked.
Salmonella: your aunt Margaret cooked it.

“ Dinneres ready “

‘Coming aunt Margret’

‘ ew ! This chicken looks raw.. are you sure you cooked this correctly?’

“ Yes Kate, eat up”

Day later

✨ vomit everywhere

‘Aha ! I knew this wasn’t cooked. I’ll be telling Margret about this. ‘
by YourAuntMargret September 27, 2020
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Salomon

A handsome guy he always takes care of others and helps everyone in need he would always do his work and he is pretty smart he also likes tennis and is a very loyal friend and if you needed help he would help right away
I want to be a Salomon
by Turtles 1234567 February 28, 2019
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salmoneus

A crazy hippie who is obsessed with santa hats. It is rumored that a salmoneus hoards them and worships them. How scary!
Fransisco: Hey man, what happened to my santa hat?
Rosario: A salmoneus probably stole it. What a loser.
by butt muncher200 March 25, 2008
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Salooned

You are in the first state of being jammed by booze. You are smiling, being social and fits at this stage of intoxication in a saloon, you can probably have a normal conversation with people, but you are 1 step up from being totally sober and normal.
"HOLY shit, he is in the right mood that guy, he is salooned"
by Night2012 November 13, 2009
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