salmon splats 

Diarrhea brought on by eating salmon.

“I didn’t want to stay for a drink because after dinner, I had a bad case of the salmon splats.”

salmon splats by Trent E. Reilly July 10, 2018

salmon slapper 

When your fucking a female with a very loose vagina, and you start eating her out. Her vagina is so loose that it all falls out and slaps you right in the face.

Wow, that chicks vagina was so loose that i never even got to fuck her. She gave me a salmon slapper 2 minutes into when i was eating her out.

salmon slapper by GMoneySagHairs January 28, 2008

salmon scented semen sucker 

euphemism for a woman's vagina

Me and my crew ran a train on Keisha's salmon scented semen sucker all night. Next morning, we all stunk like Chinatown during a heatwave.

salmon scented semen sucker by Mac Grayson June 28, 2007

salmon sucking fanny lick 

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

salmon sucking fanny lick by Day_tomo November 29, 2007

salmon slappers 

The female genetalia - specifically the outer labia
See: Tuna Taco, Beef Curtains, Sticky Mittens, Spam Castanets, Fuzzy Lap Flounder

"Look at her salmon slappers, they are niiiice"

salmon slappers by dfaz September 12, 2008

Simcoe Salmon Swim 

cumming inside of a vagina, regardless of the vagina's owner making specific requests against it prior to the sex act.
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy

C'lins - "you perform the Simcoe Salmon Swim last night?"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"

Simcoe Salmon Swim by NotTheFather123 October 13, 2006

Salmon Snatch 

A woman whos pussy smells like tuna that has been left out in the sun for eight hours, or more. It occurs from the lack of hygene, and the fact that she has had at least five loads of jizz pumped in her daily, since sixth grade.

Kris MillSPAWN has the nastiest Salmon Snatch I have ever sniffed. 200 gallons of bleach and perfume could not get that to smell halfway decent. Has she ever though about cleaning it out every 3000 miles?? My god-what a nasty ho.

Salmon Snatch by J.R. Cahoon June 28, 2004