Saker

lebanese origin. N. to be way too sweet for the world; V. Kicking major ass at life and pretty much owning the world. Only one level below being a REIN or a MAX. Being Sakered is a huge responsibility that requires immense training to be titled as.

Holy shit that guy is a total Saker! (jizz in pants)

You might be doing Saker, but im totally MAXED (world explodes)

by buttatastic November 29, 2010

ICE spiker

Industrial-strength glue marketed as hair gel. Thick, white, and smells like Elmers. Known to have gravity-defying effects when used in massive quantities.

"ICE spiker, laughing at the laws of physics since day one."

by S_a_M February 4, 2005

Bone Sacker

Someone who derives pleasure from actively seeking and engaging in sexual intercourse with people who have an eating disorder.

"He met her on the anorexia ward.. what a bone sacker."

by Wizard Of Olz July 1, 2005

saikrish

Sai krish
An extremely good looking male who bears (what some men consider a gift) the curse of entrancing sexiness. He, without any effort, will make ANY woman fall in love with him. Whether the woman be a straight, lesbian, transgender, a crossdresser, or a man who desperatly longs for womanly parts, she (or he) will fall in love with the suave composure of a Sai. Beware when around this individual. You will lose your girlfriend/wife, sister, mother, aunt and even your grandmother. Sex is a Sai krish greatest weapon even though he unknowingly wields it.
Damn he is a fucking Sai krish.

my dream is to become saikrish

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Two Sacker

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.

Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.

by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012

Lump Sacker

Underage smoking boy, who is typically short, and has a potentially high rate of bondage with girls named crystal, and sucks dick.

Dayummm!!! Jesse is such a lump sacker!!

by Joshercake March 25, 2009

Potato Sacker

The opposite of a butterface or a girl you would put a paper bag over the face of before intercourse. Potato sacking is necessary with girls who have nice face but less then desirable bodies that need to be covered before oral sex, because head is head.

damn i thought that girl was fine until she stepped out from behind the counter.... definately a potato sacker!

by shotgun facelift September 28, 2009