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Sagittarius

The BEST zodiac sign. Sagittarius are philosophers, and love adventure. They are optimistic and honest. They are a bit judgemental, hot-headed, and if you piss them off, they can be SCARY. Most Sagittariuses have commitment issues and get bored easily. They are also very jealous people. There is nothing a Sagittarius can't handle. Friendship with Sagittariuses is fun, but you have to entertain them or else they will get bored. They would take a bullet for almost anyone, and despite the fact that they have a lot of friends, they remember all of their friend's birthdays. Be careful around them though, because when you anger one, they will come for you. The scariest zodiac combinations often involve Saggitarius, because they are hella scary. I am a Sagittarius, and my scariest combos are Gemini and I, the rep destroyers; Leo and I, the verbal slayers; Scorpio and I, the murderers (I have never done this btw); And Aries and I, the physical fighters.
Sagittarius is the best zodiac sign.
by 🌊Hakuna_Matata January 4, 2021
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Sagittarius

This zodiac sign reflects a person who is typically a loner but when thrown to the wolves will either lead the pack or violently kill them all. There is no in-between. Never make a Sagittarius angry. They will get quiet for a while but once that phase is done and they get angrier, nothing will be able to stop their path of destruction. Sagittarius are deep lovers but won’t show their true feelings until they fully trust the one they are choosing as their life-long soulmate. Sagittarius have been known throughout history to be the most aggressive and violent zodiac sign.
Sagittarius is the ninth zodiac sign.
by 2016now February 5, 2020
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Sagittarius

Sagittarius girls are crazy but romantic. They are defiantly wifey type but if u hurt them they will be depressed for a few days then go back to being the bad bitches they are. Sagittarius men are amazing people they are loveable and cuddly. They are always there when you need them. Sagittarius's are extremely freaky and dirty minded, most of them are very sarcastic and don't take shit from anyone.
That girl is so cute she is definitely a Sagittarius.
He is super funny and cute I think he's a Sagittarius.
by bitch ok November 7, 2020
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family sabotage

When you're single, your parents and married siblings, often with children, are demanding of your time. They expect you to attend their functions or aid them with little or no notice, and with little or no appreciation. Since you don't have a spouse or children, they incorrectly assume that you're not as busy as them. Work, social events, dating, and friendships suffer because of it. This prevents you from getting even because it impedes your search for a mate with whom you can procreate. It's difficult to ever get retribution, especially as a youngest child. This is common with ethnicities with strong family bonds who use guilt to maintain closeness, such as, italians, mexicans, armenians, indians, persians, and jews.
Heather: Hey Jenny, are you going to the match.com event tonight?
Jenny: I can't, family sabotage, I have to help my niece with her homework tonight.

James: Dude, are you going to Stephanie's birthday party tonight?
Henry: Ugh, no, family sabotage, I have to babysit my nephew.
by Thunder Stone October 27, 2013
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Bob Saget

A phrase commonly uttered by high schoolers who were just introduced to tourettes guy on youtube.

once uttered these two words create great annoyance among the masses

also a really weird guy that has hosted AFV and starred on full house
Ah BOB SAGET!!!

- Shut up kid

BOB SAGET!!!
I said STFU!
by Blonde Haired Midget January 14, 2010
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Sagittarius

The ninth sign of the zodiac. November 22-December 21.

Physical Traits
-usually tall
-have a broad or high forehead
-large proportioned body
-whispy hair
-a broad smile

Good Traits
Sagittarians are described as being good natured, honest, enthusiastic, highly intelligent, idealistic, and humorous. Their personalities are a mixture of outgoing confidence with a laid back appeal, which makes for a friendly disposition. They have a great sense of the world at large, whether it be current events, fashion, music, or art. They have a free-wheeling spirit and hate to be tied down to responsibilities. This enables them to either travel or take on intellectual pursuits. They usually sum up situations with a broad brush, because of this, they are able to look outside of the box for most situations and give a philosophical opinion. They are HUGE risk takers and are attracted to extreme sports. When in love, they are very enthusiastic and over the top. Because of their "can do" attitude, they are happy to take on task and are loyal and responsible.

Bad Traits
Sagittarians are known to be very outspoken individuals and are known to be very frank and blunt. Usually, their words are not meant to be mean or spiteful, they are just very honest individuals who cannot beat around the bush. They tend to be high strung when faced with demands and at times arrogant and narcissitic. They will, at these times, be inconsiderate of others feelings. Because of their independent natures, they abhor rules and are known to have a devil may care attitude when restricted or labeled. This often leads to risky behavior, such as promiscuous acts, and delving into alcohol and recreational drugs. They are prone to high levels of anger when they feel that they are being taken advantage of or lied to.
Famous people who are Sagittarius:
Walt Disney
Steven Spielberg
Brad Pitt
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Jamie Foxx
Brendan Frasier
Darryl Hannah
Miley Cyrus
Eva Longoria-Parker
Keither Sutherland
Julianne Moore
Kevin Bacon
Teri Hatcher
by Sir, Rob May 29, 2008
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bob saget

A common phrase used by the tourettes guy, from tourettesguy.com, in the place of "oh shit."
Tourettes guy's fish sticks are hard as tits.. "OH BOB SAGET!"
by emily snazzyshorts July 28, 2005
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