safeway roses

my boyfriend brought me 18 pink roses yesterday.

when you are 'sent' roses from the florist they are long stemmed roses and cost around $200. when you have a 'cheap' boyfriend he might stop at the store and get the roses near the check out line at Safeway. that is cheap.

My boyfriend brought me 18 lovely pink roses last night.

oh, i see Safeway roses!

by lindy1943 April 17, 2010

Safeway Secret Society

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.

Bouncer:I.D. please.
Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?
Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)

by Penis McPherson December 27, 2007

how to get an elephant into safeway

take the f out of safe and the f out of way

there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.

by anti March 17, 2005

Cleaner than a Safeway chicken

Sharp-dressed and savvy.

Don MacLean: Have you seen the suits Sweet James Bergener wears? That guy is cleaner than a Safeway chicken!

by Sweet James October 9, 2015

Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

Safeway slut

The only respectable employees working for Safeway. They are the studs of the organization and are envied by the other workers due to their dashing good looks and irresistible charm. They are looked up to as gods and are treated like royalty. All other employees are their servants and should do anything they ask them to do.

Soccer mom: "Those two handsome men over their must be safeway sluts."

by James and the Giant Peaches October 3, 2016

safeway sobeys

the crossover of the compliments brand of safeway sobeys.

person 1: wow!! safeway sobeys own compliments?
person 2: yes its a brand

by Popp Hunna May 12, 2021