Saxophone Jock

One who plays mean melodic lines in either jazz improvisation of sick melodic lines in classical or band music. Master of crazy rhythms.

"Did you hear that saxophone jock at the concert last night?
"He tore the place up with that solo"

by Rangeover June 17, 2009

Contrabass Saxophone

The largest and lowest saxophone. It weighs around 90lbs, there are only 4 in the United States, it's pitched in Eb, and it is the most awesome thing in existence. Most sax players say their lives would be complete if they could play it.

Holy s***! It's a contrabass saxophone! That guy playing it is one lucky bastard.

by El Manisero May 29, 2010

saxophone

1) the hottest musical instrument in the whole dfricken band
2)the hottest section in the world
3) saxez rok.
4)play the sax

i love my saxophone. i named it gladys.

by joidan September 28, 2005

Sexaphone

A person who, during sex, moans musically, occasionally moaning the notes to a common song.

Person A: Last night I hooked up with a chick and I swear, as she neared orgasm, her moans started to sound like "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Person B: Wow. What a sexaphone!

by WhaleBlubber June 3, 2010

Upside-down Saxophone

A fellatio technique where the giver is cupping and massaging the testicles and moving the fingers as if the person was playing a saxophone upside down.

"She looks like she is playing an upside-down saxophone with that guys cock."

by Tonytouch January 31, 2008

saxaphone

How idiots spell saxophone.

idiot: hi my name is **** and i play the saxaphone.
me: hi my name is ******* and you're an idiot. please excuse yourself to the corner of the room where all the other saxOphone rejects congegrate. don't forget to introduce yourself to kenny g.

by krddovs May 27, 2006

saxaphone

how ignorant people spell "saxophone." they deserve to be clouted.

"Hey, is that a saxaphone?"
"NO. It's a saxophone." *clout*

by mixolydian April 7, 2010