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Sanjayarrhea

Sanjayarrhea is a severe and uncontrollable increase in the frequency and viscosity of bowel movements resulting from the overuse of hair care products combined with regular consumption of Indian food.
Sanjayarrhea should be distinguished from other conditions that can be confused with it. Although they may accompany Sanjayarrhea, they often have different causes. These other conditions are:
1. Incontinence of stool, which is the inability to control (delay) bowel movements until an appropriate time, i.e., until American Idol rewind is over.
2. An unforeseen rectal urgency which accompanies a fart that is so strong it overcomes all attempts at control. See shartalanche.
3. Incomplete evacuation, which is a sensation that another bowel movement is necessary soon after a bowel movement, See Chriscrockerahea.
That Chicken Tikka Makhani was awesome but the next thing I knew I was blowing Sanjayarrhea all over my new car.

Halfway through getting her highlights done Britney noticed Sanjayarrhea dribbling down her leg; unfortunately, she did not make it to the toilet.
by David L Miller October 19, 2007
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sanjay!

it means enlightened one.
often it is a misnomer.
hey he's like... smart.
yeah such a sanjay.
by facemelterguy May 15, 2005
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Sanjaya-ed

Obviously to everyone but yourself you are being conned or tricked by someone to think they are great
Carlos:WHy is Christy dating that guy with the explosive acne?
Me:Its obvious shes being Sanjaya-ed
by squid2 April 16, 2007
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saanjanaa

Saanjanaa stands for a beautiful, gorgeous, sporting ,ambitious person and friendly girl with a big heart
by Mei chang ching chong April 22, 2018
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saajaye

Saajaye is a loving caring person who cares about peoples feelings. Through the hard and easy times he will always be there for u. Even if they get mad at you they are still there for u no matter what happens
Saajaye is honest and respectful
by CurlyHead_Gang January 18, 2018
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saanjaliuchiha

funniest person on tik tok tbh. her videos are very comforting and they make my day :))
person 1: who is saanjaliuchiha?
person2: oh she’s just the best tik toker!! :))
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SANJAY FIRST

SANJAY FIRST is the cat's meow of parties. You will see shit there that people won't see in a lifetime. It doesn't happen often but when it does you must be reefed if you are planning on missing it. It is a cure to all nightmares, so come out and get cranked. We Can Finally Catch A Break!!!
"Oh I heard Sanjay is back in town, are you goin to SANJAY FIRST?"
"Don't ask questions you already know the answer too, I wouldn't miss SANJAY FIRST even if my wife was delivering birth to my first son."
by WetKids October 19, 2022
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