shaler

shaler is a school district in western Pa. It is known to be surrounded by rich smart schools and being cheap as fuck. The teachers are 100% "non-highly qualified" under the no child left behind act. so clearly, we suck. some kids are ok, but most are just white girls who have obsessions with starbucks and uggs. The rest are drug addicts

wow he's from shaler? bet he didn't go to collage

by a_bucket May 14, 2015

Mikey Salerno

The guitarist of Meadowlnad. All of the girls drool over him, with his long amazing hair, to his adorable smile. Mikey's the lovable one out of the band. :) He's super sweet and everybody loves him.

Meadowland Fan: "MIKEY SALERNO IS SO HOT."

by Gaby Goooootz November 25, 2010

Saaleha

A wonderful person who tends to enjoy many spicy things along with animal prints. One who can change her hair all the time.

Dane: Who is that girl with the hot cheetos, animal print top, and cool hair?

Jonathan: She's totally a Saaleha

by Buktoothy November 30, 2010

Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

sealer

a man or woman who specializes in clubbing young, baby seals to death for their skins.

every year 1200 cute baby seals are bludgeoned to death by sealers.

by The_Evan June 2, 2009

Sailer

An incredibly, almost unbelievably, prude person; someone who can't be persuaded otherwise of thier philosophy of being so appalled by the idea of having an intimate relatoinship.

Dude, don't ask that chick out she's a sailer!

by stuffyjewradbaroniangle May 30, 2011

Shaler

A dumbass school district I had to leave because fucking cyber school is better. The kids there are pricks and not only that but so are the teachers.

Wow, Shaler sure sucks dick!

by toxickittens March 12, 2018