by Mike Lichter September 23, 2005
by Nosmo April 30, 2008
A once quirky, unusually designed car that was once different from the crowd. The company is now 100% GM owned and so its models are a rag tag bunch Opels, Subarus (well the 9-2X will be a "saab" design soon since they no longer own Subaru) etc. The SAAB 9-7X is a rebadged GM envoy and they even put the ignition in between the seats to convince dummies it was a Saab. lolz . Hahaha. SELLOUTS.
Dick: "My father loaned me his SAAB 9-7x to drive to the golfing range, and it drives so nicely since its a European design."
John: "but your truck is really a GM , gas guzzling waste of space and fuel...."
(laughter all around)
Dick: "but .... but... "
John: "why don't you girls get in my BMW and I'll show you some performance? ;o)"
Exit John with 2 supermodels.
Dick pulls a raisor blade from his cardigan, and slowly raises it to his wrists...
John: "but your truck is really a GM , gas guzzling waste of space and fuel...."
(laughter all around)
Dick: "but .... but... "
John: "why don't you girls get in my BMW and I'll show you some performance? ;o)"
Exit John with 2 supermodels.
Dick pulls a raisor blade from his cardigan, and slowly raises it to his wrists...
by Wojtek May 18, 2006
Joe: Yo Bob, do you see that skinny little girl over there?
Bob: Yeah man, what about her?
Joe: She's a SAAB for sure.
Bob: Yeah man, what about her?
Joe: She's a SAAB for sure.
by naydanger November 09, 2010
SAAB: is commonly known as the swedish car company. The acronym, however, stands for Something An Asshole Buys.
by Berlo October 11, 2009
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"Wow Bob you must be proud of that safe Saab."
"Yes Jim I am, but too bad my nuts haven't dropped far enough to drive a 69 Chevelle SS like you."
"Yes Jim I am, but too bad my nuts haven't dropped far enough to drive a 69 Chevelle SS like you."
by Nitwit February 23, 2005