saab

A car manufacterer name that stands for " Stupid Assholes Always Buyin'em'".

That guy is a stupid asshole, he must drive a Saab.

by Mike Lichter October 4, 2005

saab

Swedish car company. The name is an acronym for 'Something Another Asshole Bought'

That asshole just bought a saab.

by Nosmo April 30, 2008

SAAB

A once quirky, unusually designed car that was once different from the crowd. The company is now 100% GM owned and so its models are a rag tag bunch Opels, Subarus (well the 9-2X will be a "saab" design soon since they no longer own Subaru) etc. The SAAB 9-7X is a rebadged GM envoy and they even put the ignition in between the seats to convince dummies it was a Saab. lolz . Hahaha. SELLOUTS.

Dick: "My father loaned me his SAAB 9-7x to drive to the golfing range, and it drives so nicely since its a European design."

John: "but your truck is really a GM , gas guzzling waste of space and fuel...."

(laughter all around)

Dick: "but .... but... "

John: "why don't you girls get in my BMW and I'll show you some performance? ;o)"

Exit John with 2 supermodels.

Dick pulls a raisor blade from his cardigan, and slowly raises it to his wrists...

by Wojtek November 26, 2006

SAAB

Skinny Ass Anorexic Bitch

Joe: Yo Bob, do you see that skinny little girl over there?

Bob: Yeah man, what about her?

Joe: She's a SAAB for sure.

by naydanger November 11, 2010

SAAB

SAAB: is commonly known as the swedish car company. The acronym, however, stands for Something An Asshole Buys.

Look at that car.. Its definitely SAAB.

by Berlo October 11, 2009

SAAB

Acronym for "Sad American Autombile Byproduct"

My car was a SAAB.

by oldestof6 February 20, 2009

saab

With all the benefits, it's still an ugly & now American car with a German psuedonym.

"Wow Bob you must be proud of that safe Saab."
"Yes Jim I am, but too bad my nuts haven't dropped far enough to drive a 69 Chevelle SS like you."

by Nitwit November 26, 2006