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Miami University Swimmers

A group of athletes at Miami University who frequently consume excess amounts of alcohol to compensate for the excess amounts of miles swam in the pool daily. They work hard, and play harder.

Similar to a small town, everyone seems to know everyone else's business. Rumors fly and tempers flare regardless of the hour. Sunday morning brunch at Harris Dining Hall brings out awkward weekend memories.

These MU athletes are also credited with throwing the single largest house party on campus, called Fish Fest, typically held in April each year. Hundreds of thirsty students stop by for their share of 20+ kegs and live music.

Notoriously known for having an exemplary collective GPA, the MU swimmers prove they are bound for success in and out of the pool.
I always see the Miami University Swimmers pushing tables together at Harris and talk about the weekend. Someone always gets "housed".
by Wet Redhawk July 19, 2009
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speed swimmers

Pussy athletes who waste good pool space on a "so called" sport. Most speed swimmers are untalented geeks.
Speed swimmers warm up by swimming, practice by swimming and compete by swimming.
Speed swimmers may apear to be built but beyond their form lies a weak, puny core.
Waterpolo player 1: Fuck!!! we've got no pool space, fucking speed swimmers use it all up, let's go beat em' up.
Waterpolo player 2: You sure? they look pretty strong.
Waterpolo player 1: Damn man, everybody knows speed swimmers are pussies!
by benormous September 22, 2005
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gullett swimmers

Gullett swimmers are sperm that make it to a woman's throat and swim down...all good girls should enjoy Gullett Swimmers.
Mary enjoys swallowing gullett swimmers as opposed to taking sperm in her vagina.
by thebumpasspodcast October 12, 2017
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Little swimmers

A Huggies brand of diaper, commonly misconstrued for more vulgar imagery.
I just bought some little swimmers for my nephew
by Heathcote 008 April 13, 2023
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Dry my swimmers

The act of cleaning up your cum after ejactulating
After I busted a nut, I dry my swimmers
by Marleysj May 12, 2018
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lazy swimmers

Another term for low sperm count.

Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.

Sam: Damn, that sucks.
by Elektra_Stone November 12, 2010
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Drying my swimmers

The act of wiping up your semen after ejaculating
by Marleysj May 23, 2018
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