Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.

Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.

by VirgoRising January 10, 2021

Seagull Boss

This is a boss that flys in from a remote location, squaks allot, craps on everyone and leaves.

Man, I don't want to work for Fred, I heard he's a Seagull Boss!

by Too-Hottie January 14, 2012

Seagrove Payday

When you live in Seagrove and you have to shit but your diet consist of mostly peanuts, corn and Olde English malt beverage.

Angie got in my car this morning and took a huge Seagrove Payday in my seat. Shes a nasty bitch.

by Henryhardlog August 10, 2019

Filthy seagull

A sex act where when the man is about to ejactulate he climbs on top of a wardrobe (or other piece of furniture) and shoots his load over his partner from a great height while making a "pakaah pakaah" noise similar to a seagull. Coined in Newquay July 2008.

I was being noshed off by your mum last night and just for shits and giggles I decided to perform a Filthy seagull and got her right in the eye.

by cockneydevil August 15, 2008

seagram's 7

seagram's 7 is an underrated whiskey that is cheap but has a great taste.

"Hmmm I dont have enough for crown royal or jack daniels i better go for the seagram's 7"

by Jefftos June 11, 2006

sleagle

(n) A person, typically a female, who engages in sexual activity with 5 men at one time; she has a penis in each hand, a penis in her mouth which causes her to lean forward and facilitates a penis going into her anus and vagina simultaneous. Additionally, she is manually stimulating a penis with each hand---as a result of her position, she looks like a slutty eagle, hence "sleagle".
(v) One who sleagles
(adj) A person who possess characteristics similar to those who sleagle

Noun:
Guy: Would you be my sleagle?
Girl: I thought you'd never ask!

Verb: "Whenever that girl sees a group of 5 guys she's sure to sleagle."

"Damn...I sleagled all weekend and now I'm more sore than I thought!"

Adjective: "Jillian, you're a sleaglin' ass bitch!"

by InAllKindsOfWeather December 26, 2007

Seagull monobrow

Shooting ones load to join the eyebrows to form a monobrow in the shape of a seagull.

Did you hear kane gave a chick a seagull monobrow. What a legend.

by Enak’s mum June 1, 2015