I should’ve swallowed you

A diss normally executed by a mother, in which she implies that when you were sperm, she should’ve given head instead of normal sex. Therefore the sperm (you) would never reach the egg and be fertilized and you would never be alive.

Son: “I hate you”
Mom: “ I should’ve swallowed you”

by themillennial January 1, 2019

bitch swallowed the kids

When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.

Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.

by H Dubs May 15, 2008

baby swallower

a girl who always ends any sexual encounter by swallowing the cum shot.

i got a date with amy tonight. she is a notorious baby swallower!

by russland September 10, 2010

Seat Swallower

An overweighted person on a bicycle, with their ass swallowing the seat each time they cycle.

As Katie(a fat person in my class) cycled past, we noticed her ass was swallowing the seat. so therefore we shouted SEAT SWALLOWER!!!!!!!

by Robbieeeeee August 24, 2008

Swallowell

Nickname for the town Hallowell in the state of Maine, noted for being the home to many homo-sexuals

Don't you mean Swallowell?

by IronLobster September 2, 2010

Swallowed a Weber

A Weber is a barbeque grill and has a rounded lid. Anyone who is fat with a big, rounded stomach is said to have "swallowed a Weber" because the round stomach resembles the lid of a Weber.

Look at Al, it looks like he's swallowed a Weber!

by Sean D Lloyd April 14, 2008

Pillow-biting sword swallower

An effeminate homosexual who is usually on the receiving side: often biting the pillow in pain or pleasure. Also enjoys giving head (swallows of course).

"You stupid pillow-biting sword swallower!"

by Julius Caesar June 12, 2003