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Sloppy Susan

A really trashy woman (or man, hey gender is a construct; you do you) who behaves in a unusually mean or inappropriate way.
Omg Candace was such a sloppy susan. She punched a manager in the tiddy.

Keep that stank away from my face! Don't be a sloppy susan!
by juicysuze September 25, 2018
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Susanna

Susanna
A Susanna is a perfect definition of what a woman should be. Susannas usually have blonde or light colored hair, either dyed or natural. Susannas usually have amazing personalities and are very sensitive to other peoples feelings. Also their great taste in music makes them highly desirable women. If you date a Susanna, consider yourself lucky, because you might not get the honor again.
Wow Susanna is so pretty.

Dang, I wish my hair was as luscious as Susannas.
by Billabongsurfer April 9, 2013
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Susan B. Anthony Middle School

The most homophobic, crazy, and mentally deficient school in Minneapolis, mostly White kids acting hood to try and get black cards from their African American friends. Full of short and crazy girls. You can expect three fights a week.
All in all, a shitty, yet fucking amazing school.
“What school do you go to?”
“Susan B. Anthony Middle School
“Awww hell nah, you one of those crazy bitches
by The 8th grader October 20, 2019
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Flailing Susan

An advanced position in sexual intercourse involving one man and one woman. The woman, on top of the man, does the splits while hanging from something. The man lies on his back on a lazy-susan, inserts his erection into the woman, and starts to spin on the lazy-susan while remaining inside her.

STRETCH AND LUBRICATE PRIOR TO ATTEMPTING!
Caitlin: Wanna try the flailing susan tonight?!
Jason: Hell yeah, but let's use extra lube since I got really chaffed last time.
by T-Dub IV November 28, 2009
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susan

susan is a great person, but doesn't always know it. susans are caring and intelligent, but never see the beauty in themselves. she knows it's there, but sometimes needs a little encouragement to see it. they are often ambitious, and sometimes get themselves in a little over their heads. if she does, help her out! once you have proven yourself trustworthy, susan will be your most loyal friend. but watch out! cross her and you'll have hell to pay.

her guy friends all love her like a little sister, and they're like big brothers to her, but there's one in the crowd who's more special than the rest. if you are that person, you are one lucky guy. susan will devote everything to you. at first she can seem overwhelming, but don't be put off! she just has strange ways of showing her affection. once you've got her though, hold on tight.

be on your toes though! susan is strong and independent, which can sometimes make her more vulnerable than the rest. she always brings something new to the day, and if there's a smile on her face, don't be the one who wipes it away.

susan has an amazing capacity to care about people. even the ones who hurt her.

susan will love you like a girlfriend, talk to you like a trusted advisor, and protect you like a sibling. do the same for her!
P.S. call her susie or sue and she will kill you!
did you talk to the new girl?
yea, she's totally a susan
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Susana Reyna

A beautiful girl talented at everything. Super smart and a great sex goddess. Anything she does is done to perfection. Beautiful face. One of the most gorgeous human beings to roam the planet
Wow look at that girl she must be a Susana Reyna.
by LARPhero November 13, 2010
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Susan Collins

Kavanaugh thought he'd order a whiskey for himself, and a Susan Collins for his new mistress.
by TibLard October 6, 2018
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