suicide bomber

when you pull out just before cumming, then spit on her back. after she calms down you shuv your dick back in her just in time to "BLOW" your load, and watch as both your lives come to an end

i gave her a suicide bomber cuz i thaught it would be funny......shes pregnant.

by man him self August 26, 2008

suicide bomber

a person who buys shots/drinks to others without their willingness expecting them to drink with him/her and get shit-faced together. It can be used as a verb or a noun.

"Here, you take that with me!"
"Gosh, you are suicide bombing me!!"

"I'm gona buy shots for everyone here."
"You are a suicide bomber."

by ☆ April 1, 2008

suicide bomber

(slang) A sperm cell that is ejected at th end of masterbation. So, to "train a few suicide bombers" is to masterbate.

You going to the game?

No, I think I'm heading home to train a few suicide bombers.

by Nope4810 July 10, 2005

Suícide Bomber

A person who commits a suícide mission using a bomb detonation to attack people, governments, or organizations.

That suícide bomber from Bahariterra fought a good cause the wrong way.

by Martyred for Allah ☝ June 3, 2022

Suicide Bomber Journalism

Knowingly engaging in dishonest journalism with the belief that the effect of the dishonesty will outweigh the penalty from the dishonesty. Examples of Suicide Bomber Journalism include malicious editing of a piece and leaving material facts out of a piece.

Sixty Minutes engaged in Suicide Bomber Journalism in their interview of Governor Rick DeSantis. Their editing of the piece was quite malicious indeed. It's unlikely that their viewers will ever know or care.

by geekmalone April 8, 2021

Cockblocker Suicide Bomber

A Cockblocker Suicide Bomber (or CSB), is a member of ones party who, as a means of 'taking one for the team', lures in the offending Cockblocker of the respective party of attractive women and has sex with her as a means of allowing his friends to mingle with the group of women.

The CSB is usually acceptant of his purpose due to shallow promises by his party, that following his likely traumatic and socially destructive actions, he will receive 72 virgins as a means of recompense, at a latter occasion.

Vinnie: "Damn son, fly ass hoe's at yo 12 o'clock"
(Vincent: "Oh my goodness, there is a group of very attractive young women straight ahead")

Du'Shawn: "Fo'real mah nigga, dey ratchet bitch be blockin' doe, know what I'm sayin'"
(Charleston: "You are correct, unfortunately there is a visually offensive women who appears to be undermining men's attempts to converse with them.)

Vinne: "Where my nigga T-Dallas at? Doe boy need to prove his loyalty."
(Vincent: "Where is our good friend Terrence? He's a shy, impressionable and easily-manipulated young man that would surely be a Cockblocker Suicide Bomber for a chance to befriend us")

Du'Shawn: "No doubt, tell a nigga he can pop a few cherrys if he itchin'"
(Charleston: "I agree, tell Terrence he will receive virgin women as recompense for his efforts.")

by PloughDoe June 17, 2013

Russian Suicide Bomber

Extreme sexual position when the male lays on the floor by the edge of the bed with his boner lifted, the female then jumps off the bed from a standing position and attempts to land on the male boner

John got is balls busted by the heavy bitch doin a russian suicide bomber

by ss23 May 11, 2010