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The Suckage

Refers to a series of web forums, the present incarnation of which resides at www.sucksbbs.com

A forum where you can say anything, no matter how twisted or vulgar, and the mods won't lift a finger. A TRUE free speech forum in every sense of the word.

Also refers to the pseudo-religion started by an enigmatic poster known as The Prophet. The Suckage refers to a collection of ideologies, customs and cliches that are native to the Sucks forums.
The Suckage is twisted, but awesome.
by Penisbird.com, m8s July 6, 2005
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Imagine suckage

Something Cole Landini says to his friends when they mess up.
Coles friend: sorry I missed that save, Cole: Imagine suckage
by Imagine suckage December 22, 2020
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Major Suckage

When somebody sucks at something really bad, and still trys to look good. Usally only yelled at imcompatant arse-holes, with a stick up there ass.
by Koker April 5, 2005
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Parallel Suckage

Adjective

1. When you and a friend are both having "Sucky" days and are not together to endure the "Suck".

2. Being in the same room or ajacent to another person getting a blow job and climaxing at the same time.
1. Person 1: "I just shit my pants in front of everyone at work"

Person 2: "Same dude! This sucks!"

Person 1: "Looks like another day of parallel suckage!"

Person 2: "Seems like it! Brb need to go change."

2. Person 1: "Yo dude you getting dick sucked?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, this is the best head I've had in years!"

Person 1: "Nice!"
by SilverTortilla December 1, 2018
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Mega Suckage

the act of meat riding someone or something so hard that it is unsettling and cringy.
My Friends has 10 Taylor Swift posters, thats mega suckage.
by Duey Nando December 23, 2023
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suckahead

A close and informal male friend.
Hey, what's up, suckahead?
by Tien Duong August 11, 2006
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Suckabeed

"Suckabeed"...When someone continuously denies fact by making false truths, deflecting by pointing elsewhere or repeatedly reversing argumentative points and disregarding what they or anyone just said to continue pushing their alternate truths...Suckabeed...there are no winners in this scenario, we are all a bit dumber for participating....;)
Roger wouldn't stop defending his flat earth theory, even though common sense and all proven science points to the fact that we are not on a flat pancake traveling upwards under a dome supported by a flying tortoise he kept dancing and shifting and making up stuff in a way only matched by the likes of Kellyanne Conway or Sarah Huckabee Sanders....we were no match for his level of idiocy.....We got Suckabeed...and we are all a little dumber for it...
by outland196 January 8, 2018
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