An insecure, needy incel that spies on your phone and recites your search history/phone messages in casual conversation, hoping that you will return his man-child feelings for you.
Person 1: Hey, don't you think it's creepy that he knows exactly what you do on your phone?
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a Stuart. I need a new phone.
Person 1: And some new passwords. Avoid that guy.
Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a Stuart. I need a new phone.
Person 1: And some new passwords. Avoid that guy.
by AAAAAAAAAAUUGGGHH May 11, 2021
Get the Stuart mug.i A admirer of women who all but he can see are short, ugly and Northern.
ii A lady who would be admire by such a gentleman.
iii The art of being completely blind to what your friends are saying and admiring the ugly girl anyway.
ii A lady who would be admire by such a gentleman.
iii The art of being completely blind to what your friends are saying and admiring the ugly girl anyway.
i Tom "Oh my god it looks like that girl has been hit repeated around the face with a large metal bar while being trampled on my a marching band"
Dick "Wow, yeah she is rather fit isn't she!"
Harry "You're such a Stuart!"
ii A personal ad "I'm 4 ft 5 girl from Sunderland with a slight facial deformity"
Dave "She sounds like a real Stuart
iii Chris "Mate you've got to open your eye's she's ugly as sin!"
George "What are you talking about, she's gorgeous!"
Dave "You are acting like such a Stuart!"
Dick "Wow, yeah she is rather fit isn't she!"
Harry "You're such a Stuart!"
ii A personal ad "I'm 4 ft 5 girl from Sunderland with a slight facial deformity"
Dave "She sounds like a real Stuart
iii Chris "Mate you've got to open your eye's she's ugly as sin!"
George "What are you talking about, she's gorgeous!"
Dave "You are acting like such a Stuart!"
by Andrew Charles Lloyd May 19, 2008
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by Notawallpuncher January 3, 2019
Get the stuart mug.1. short
2. over sensitive
3. hairless
4. video game addict
5. always says wat up
6. spells bored as board
7. likes strange music
2. over sensitive
3. hairless
4. video game addict
5. always says wat up
6. spells bored as board
7. likes strange music
lisa: wow someone just texted me
nicole: what did they say?
lisa: he said he's listening to you belong with me.
nicole: wow such a stuart move.
nicole: what did they say?
lisa: he said he's listening to you belong with me.
nicole: wow such a stuart move.
by alleyesonhalladay July 26, 2009
Get the stuart mug.A lazy middle class hippie crackhead you see around in the 90s. The moment you walk into his room you’ll feel high. Plays Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on loop for hours. Friends will call him Stu or Stupig.
by MarsLuvTabi August 7, 2018
Get the Stuart mug.A short boi who can only play rainbow six seige all day cuz he is lame, he also is hit on frequently by gay gym teachers and is occasionally refered to as “a dream”. Stuarts are small and run fast and have female troubles with slutty hoes possibly named tracy. And has intense dreams of orgys with foxes.
Cool dude:Yo that tracy wants your dick stuart
Stuart:she nasty as fuck bro
Cool dude: oh yeah i forgot you and the gym teacher ;)
Stuart: fuck off mate
Stuart:she nasty as fuck bro
Cool dude: oh yeah i forgot you and the gym teacher ;)
Stuart: fuck off mate
by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp August 31, 2018
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