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Strutterball

The act of scoring a "strike" in bowling in the same frame that you began with a gutterball. Technically, it is a spare, but to score a strutterball is a true work of art.
"Will has been on and off bowling today, but his last throw was perfect and he got himself a Strutterball."
by oracleofchangeorders August 26, 2013
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peacocky strut

A strut filled with confidence, you feel like you are so much better than everybody else like you are so much prettier. Like a peacock.
"Did you see Olivia? She has such a peacocky strut."
"I know right."
by _ur_other_bi_friend_ March 17, 2019
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HB Strut

Style of hybrid dancing created back in the late seventies, early eighties,using the pogo, and slamdancing with the Punk, Skin subculture of Huntington Beach CA. HB's own Circle Jerks fans were among the originators. To do the strut, goosestep like a Nazi soldier, and with the opposite arm from which ever leg is out, make a fist and raise to chest height, while lowering opposite arm with a fist to waist level..repeat. Just look at the pit at the next venue i guarentee somebode will be doin it
The HB Strut is the sickest of the punk dances.
by EH of HB November 8, 2007
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Struthiophobia

a persistent, irrational & extreme fear of ostriches
I have struthiophobia.
by DJ Rabid Rabbit May 25, 2008
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Struttin' That Ass

The first meaningful step took since Thomas Aquinas on the oldest and greatest philosophical question man has ever been faced with: 'Does God Exist'?

The answer: You'd be so goddamn fucking tired everytime you get to newhope, that you won't be struttin' that ass(STA^-1)... you'll be huh huh!

This breakthrough is in a message which was revealed to the masses by The Strut-Pope Gutter Ass The Third, first of his name, BLESSED BE, and may he NEVER strut away from the light.

Most remarkable is the scientific aspect, which can be elegantly translated to MATHEMATICS. The equation can be expressed thusly: If you got a fucking Mercedes-Benz and you ain't walking, you WILL be struttin' that ass, struttin' that ass. In this case you will have a Struttin'-That-Ass quotient of 2, or (STA^2). On the other hand, If you be walkin', and you be NOT struttin' that ass, then you will have a Struttin'-That-Ass quotient of -1, or (STA^-1).

This is an exciting time to be alive. We are on the precipice of both redemption and damnation. It's time to throw down once and for all and decide which side you are on: The side of the Strut-Pope(STA^0), or the side of the vile Chauvinistic Pigs, who strut that ass however many times they please(STA^∞), entropy and the law of conservation of energy BE DAMNED!

NOTE: If any particular situation is not laid out by the Strut-Pope, as briefly reviewed below, be aware that the default stance is to be struttin' that ass, struttin'(STA^1.7).
Situations whereupon you will be in a negative quantum "Struttin'-That-Ass" co-efficient (STA^-x):

*When you start walking, my friend! And you get ten fifteen miles on the highway you won't be struttin' that ass(STA^-1)! You'd be half dead by time you get there.

*When you walk about fifteen twenty miles, you won't be struttin' that ass(STA^-1). You'll be so fucking tired you won't hard hold that ass up. . . UNGH!!! You won't be struttin' that ass, struttin' that ass(STA^-2)!

Situations whereupon you will be in the "Struttin'-That-Ass" meta-state(STA^x):

*It's a chauvanistic pig attitude that you gonna do something because you work at (mumble-stone), you got a fucking mercedes benz, and you ain't got to walk everyday so you goin' to get out and strut that ass, strut that ass, strut that ass, strut that ass, strut that ass (STA^5).

*So it's a chauvinistic pig attitude that clinton's got; strut that ass(STA^1).
by glueboy July 8, 2010
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nut strut

hanging your ball sack out of your pants through the zipper. gets a great facial reaction from people in the room when they catch a glimpse of your ball sack dangling from your pants.
last night i did the nut strut and grandma almost had a stroke when she saw my testes a danglin'!
by jesstre November 8, 2006
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fine structure day

Like Pi day, but using the fine structure constant 1/137 = 0.00729. So, the day is July 29th.
You: "Happy fine structure day"
Random Guy: "What the hell is that?!"
by physics nerd March 15, 2013
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