Stoners Compensation 

Basically a metaphorical liscence given to you when you are completely baked. Usually used when playing games such as pool and you make the stupidest mishits eg: accidently nudging the white (or any ball if you're really fucked).
It's a good liscence that you need for silly fuck-ups whilst stoned.
How do you obtain Stoners Compensation?
Simply say it immediatley after any fuck-up and your friends will agree with you if it actually was due to being stoned and not just pure stupidity.

Pool Game
(White misses every ball at the break)
Hippy1: shit! Stoners Compensation!
Hippy2: yeaaahh man haha fair enough
Hippy3: yeah take it again dude

Street
Poseur bumps into hippy
Poseur: Oh! Sorry heehee, dude I'm like, so stoned out right now! Stoners Compensation, right?
Hippys: .....
Poseur: uhhh...
A Beating occurs (chains and belts included)

Stoners Compensation by Dimedude December 19, 2007

Stoners Thumb 

After lighting so many bowls, flicking your bic' starts to rub your thumb raw.

I got stoner's thumb after using that crappy lighter that kept not lighting. Stoners Thumb.

Stoners Thumb by Authentic_Ginger April 20, 2011

stoners finger 

it is when your index finger turns black from poking the bowl. it is normally a constant thing because your always smokin. yeahhhhh

"hey man my girlfriend knows im smokin agian. she saw my stoners finger."
"sucks dude."

stoners finger by hnk14 April 25, 2010

Stoners dictionary 

Stoners dictionary..2 words stoners use alot when sitting around saying things like "let's get that word in the stoners dictionary" or saying "I know that word is in the stoners dictionary" but for those of u who don't know what the stoners dictionary is...it's just slang for the urban dictionary

Hey girl knowledge is power just so you know them stoners when they were talking about the stoners dictionary they were referring to the urban dictionary.

Stoners dictionary by PRETTY IN COPPER February 8, 2017

stoners rainbow 

When corner hitting, The corner that the weed is being hit the most is the most burned. The weed changes color according to how much it is burned.

From the corner being hit it goes as follows.
White
Gray
Black
yellowish green (the part that is barely touched by fire)
Lastly green (weed that has not been burnt yet.

I made a perfect stoners rainbow last time I smoked. The colors were all there. It was beautiful.

stoners rainbow by CharlesFly August 15, 2011

Stoners' breakfast

eating a lot very early in the morning (12-5am)

I could'nt sleep because I was too full, I had a stoners' breakfast.

Stoners' breakfast by maninamask01 September 4, 2010

Stoners eve 

On Dec 31 when the ball drops you start smoking pot in a circle trying to say happy new year while exhaling smoke.

great time to share your Stoner resolutions with your friends

everyone was coughing and laughing that we almost missed the ball dropping on T.V. lucky we turn up the volume and sparked another bowl. Happy Stoners eve

Stoners eve by zachwarhawk December 5, 2010