Stanced

(adj.) Term used to describe a car that has had it's chassis significantly lowered, eliminating most of the space between the undercarriage of the car and the ground as well as the fenders and the tops of the wheels.

I saw a stanced Mazda 6 on my way home from work today.

by Heavy Pootis Guy April 19, 2014

Standdown

To hold a competition between another person in a bathroom stall to see who will leave first when needing to drop a deuce.

Tracy sat quietly on the toilet waiting for the mystery person two stalls over to leave before takin a poo. The mystery pooper wouldn't leave. He, too, was waiting for Tracy to leave so HE could start the coal train. 5 minutes passed. All was quiet except for the occasional nose blowing to pass the time. ...enter the standdown...

Would anyone finally give up and leave?

by jdink August 11, 2010

StandDown

Instead of standing up he stands down

Oh look StandDown

by Sexymario69 October 18, 2021

Sanded Dowel

a dry handjob; to get your dowel sanded.

She did me dirty with the sanded dowel.

It caused immense pain when she sanded my dowel.

by blowingmaestro December 13, 2021

Hole Stander

Someone who watches other people work while not doing anything. ( used by Kevin in Shameless)

Look at the fucking hole standers doing nothing wile that guy is sweating his ass off!

by Baigeviking February 3, 2019

celine dion music standee

Something Duncan is afraid of in total drama island

Ahhhhhh it's a Celine Dion music standee-duncan

by Wap that's some worship and 🛐 May 19, 2021

stanced

a word used to describe anger, especially anger that may result in one becoming violent thus getting in a fighting stance (hence stanced)

That mf had me absolutely stanced when he insulted my friend.

I am so stanced right now I dare her to try to talk to me.

by bringvineback2k17 October 9, 2019